rubberpet
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Joined: 4/6/2006 From: The Land of Voodoo Status: offline
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A few of my personal faves..... "Save a tree...wipe your ass with an owl!" "Preserve nature...pickle a squirrel!" "Beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean. It makes you lean against doors, walls, cars, jukeboxes, etc....." "The last thing I want to do is hurt you...oh wait, my list was upside down" "I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass" "Let's play carpenter! First, let's get hammered, then I'll nail ya!" Seen on a fat guy: "I Beat Anorexia!"
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