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gypsyfirefly -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/18/2007 1:35:28 AM)

Vegetarian - Indian for lousy hunter!
 
WTF?




pianogirl -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/18/2007 4:20:15 AM)

on the back window of a jeep: 

If you can read this - roll me over




subsfaith -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/18/2007 8:48:09 AM)

On the back of a vertical blind manufacturers truck...

***Caution: Blind man driving***




lilsubl -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/18/2007 10:02:50 AM)

my personal favorite is:  "Spotted Owl, it's what's for dinner" 

*puts on flame-retardant suit & hope some understand the humor*






makemeDaddy -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/18/2007 10:14:38 AM)

i didn't read all the posts, so i am sorry if these are repeats.

--- Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver ---

i saw this one the other day, fits a girlfriend of mine so perfectly

--- I'm only speeding because I have to poop ---




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/19/2007 9:56:29 AM)

Seen on my Motorcycle and helmet

You say I am bitch like it's a bad thing

Born on a mountain raised in a cave
ridin and fucking is all I crave

no more mr. nice guy
on your knees bitch

helmet law suxx

ass, grass or gas
nobody rides for free

kinky is using a feather
perverted is using the WHOLE chicken

things may come and things may go
but the bullshit in here goes on forever

if god don't allow harley's in heaven
I'll ride mine straight to hell





bliss1 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/21/2007 9:47:12 AM)

My favorite was of a confederate flag with it X'd out.
Underneath it read - you lost - GET over it.



My second favorite - (the one on my front door)
I'm pagan, and I vote. 




abytchgoddess4u -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/21/2007 10:17:38 AM)

I love bumper stickers and have at least 4 on my car at all times...they rotate depending on when they peel off! lol My favorite one of all time(I should've bought 20), was "Having Fun At The Expense of Others". I've never found it again...I think I should have it made up.

I have one on my car now that says, "Speak Your Mind, Even If Your Voice Shakes", a quote from Maggie Kuhn.

One I had made up and need to do so again is, "I Support Perineums". I'm a midwife, so it's appropos politically and literally...
[:D]




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/21/2007 10:24:12 AM)

i had one for years that said "I break for hallucinaions"....LOL i LOVED that one...
* i probably misspelled that word i know*




TotalDevotion2U -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/21/2007 10:59:07 AM)

"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now."





imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/21/2007 11:00:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TotalDevotion2U

"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now."



LMFAO i TOTALLY need that bumper sticker




untamedshysub -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/21/2007 11:04:25 AM)

I am not your wife get off my ass. 




TotalDevotion2U -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/21/2007 11:05:16 AM)

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication."




TotalDevotion2U -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/22/2007 11:53:45 AM)

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.




ApollyonLoosed -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/22/2007 4:12:25 PM)

"Discourage Inbreeding: Ban Country Music."
"Unattended children will be sold as slaves."
"Yes, that is your girlfriend putting her head in my lap."
"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
"Follow me for a free blow-job. Sorry if we end up at your girlfriend's house."
"I smoke pot. I brake for...what was I saying?"
"This delinquent is screwing your honor student."




Hanable -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/22/2007 5:35:43 PM)

idk if this has been said...

i break for leprichans, unicorns and other things only i can see

i love this thread... theres more at dumb.com

H >:)




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/22/2007 5:40:09 PM)

another seen on my helmet

BAD BOY GO TO MY ROOM




TotalDevotion2U -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/22/2007 6:36:26 PM)

Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.




thornhappy -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/22/2007 6:50:15 PM)

Seen on a flatbed trailer going down 880 near Oakland:

"A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, a few good tokes, and your sweet body"

thornhappy




CrimsonMoan -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (4/23/2007 6:09:37 AM)

A Few i have seen and owned

If You Can Read This The Bitch Fell off

Buck Fush > political one just do some letter reversing.

My Dog ate Your Honnor Student

God made Hash Man made Beer Who do You Trust?

Got Cock?

Have Script Will Bus Tables < created for a friend out in La persuing an acting career

Another political one Clinton Lied No One Died

Save A Horse Blow A Cowboy

BareBack MountHim

One Load Your Mother Should have Swallowed.

Hello My Name is : You Can't Afford Me




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