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sissymaidlola -> A Flaky Post about Post Flakes (3/24/2005 10:03:11 PM)
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is it healthy to masturbate or unhealthy to masturbate ?
It is NOT healthy to masturbate according to Dr. J.H. Kellogg, the Seventh Day Adventist (SDA) inventor of that popular bland breakfast cereal known as Corn Flakes. According to Dr. Kellogg, it is committing the sin of Onan ... unashamedly wasting fertile human seed that could be put to more "productive" use, and at the same time being the cause of much of the worthlessness, lassitude, and physical and mental feebleness attributable to modern men and women.
It was Dr. John Harvey's brother, Will Keith, that founded both the W.K. Kellogg Foundation and the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company in 1906 in order to begin manufacturing and selling his brother's newly developed corn flakes. As the principal stockholder of the later renamed Kellogg Company, Will Keith ultimately became a multimillionaire. The product initially marketed by the Kellogg Company was a modified (less bland) version of the diet that the strictly vegetarian SDA Dr. Kellogg had originally created with the intent of feeding to his patients in order to stifle their desire to masturbate. At his institute, the Battle Creek Sanitarium, in Battle Creek, MI, Dr. Kellogg also promoted enemas (up to five times a day) as a substitute for sex. For more on Dr. Kellogg and his significant contributions to the development of the the four quart enema see this site. [;)]
Back when Will was getting started, a semi-charity patient at the Sanitarium dropped into the experimental food kitchen. That was where J.H. Kellogg spent all his spare time, inventing new foods. Someone told Kellogg that the idler, C.W. Post, was hanging around, watching how everything was done — so that he could copy it and set himself up in business. Kellogg replied, “Let him do it; people need good, healthful food.” Until his hospitalization at Kellogg's Sanitarium, Post had sold his wife’s homemade suspenders from door to door. But, somehow, he managed to scrape $69 together, and started making corn flakes in his kitchen. The result was Post Toasties. Like W.K. Kellogg, Post too became a multimillionaire.
Masturbation was formerly labeled "self-abuse" after the 18th century Swiss physician Tissot transformed it from a moral to a medical problem. From the mid-1700s until the early 1900s, the medical profession was dominated by physicians who believed that masturbation caused a host of maladies ranging from acne to death. So destructive was masturbation seen to be in America in the 1800s that inventors created cages with locks and keys to keep children’s hands away from their genitals, boys underwent circumcision on a wide scale so that they would not have to wash under their foreskin and thereby potentially "abuse" themselves (this is why most American males are still circumcised at birth even today), and physicians like Dr. Kellogg created dietary formulas - such as Corn Flakes - in order to discourage boys from engaging in "self-abuse" (although how it actually achieved such prevention is not exactly clear to this sissy! [sm=lol.gif] ).
A half a century ago, sex researcher Alfred Kinsey complained that the scientific classifications of sexual behavior were, in his day, based on theology rather than biology. In 1952, in the first edition of the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders - a.k.a. the DSM - sexual behaviors such as masturbation, homosexuality, fellatio, cunnilingus, and sexual promiscuity were all codified as pathological; that is, as forms of mental illness. Countless homosexuals suffered because their desires were labeled by the medical profession, and by the general public as well, as perversions. Transvestites still suffer from a similar DSM stigma even today. The history of sexual attitudes shows that the labeling of sexual behaviors has generally been based more on morality than science - even when it is scientists, rather than lay persons, who are using these labels - and that such labeling can have negative consequences.
Even today, most of the activities practiced (or fantasized about) by those on this site interested in BDSM are considered by the DSM-IV - the latest revision of the DSM - and the tenth revision of the International Statistical Classification of Diseases (ICD-10) to be pathological perversions called paraphilia. A paraphilia is defined as any of a group of psychosexual disorders characterized by sexual fantasies, feelings, or activities involving a non-human object, a non-consenting partner such as a child, or pain or humiliation of oneself or one's partner. Also called a sexual deviation. Almost all paraphilia involve masturbation.
So there you have it. If you don't eat your Wheaties, the Breakfast of Champions, you too can end up with a major paraphilia such as chronic masturbation. OTOH, sissy would argue that anyone that actually enjoys eating Corn Flakes more than once a month is a major masochist ... so you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't, aren't you ? The last time sissy checked, people that regularly enjoy four quart enemas are also considered sexually deviant, so thank you Dr. Kellogg for helping to promote that perversion, too. As a masochist addicted to soggy Weetabix, a transvestic fetishist that is fanatically fixated on flouncing in frilly frou-frou frocks, and a compulsive Onanist obsessed with chronic solitary manustupration, it would appear that sissy already has a whole plethora of paraphilia (try saying that quickly when you're not sober!) so thank God he isn't hooked on soapy enemas yet!
But sissy suspects that it's just a matter of time before he comes psychologically obsessed and dependent on those too. [:(] HALT! ... who goes there ? Freud or Enema ?
sissy maid lola
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