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soultoshare -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/1/2007 2:12:21 PM)
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times if it's legal....... If I haven't heard it, said it or used it, I've done it! And here's one that very few of my friends have heard.....I'm going to beat you like a red headed stepchild! The first two are mine, the third is not......

Vendaval -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 12:33:41 PM)
Tell me who you walk with and I will tell you who you are There is no marriage without its demons Both of these are Spanish proverbs

angeldevil -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 1:04:42 PM)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on" Winston Churchill

MadameDahlia -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 2:17:54 PM)
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. Children in backseats cause accidents; accidents in backseats cause children. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. What more can I say?

Vendaval -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 2:20:08 PM)
When you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remember that your first objective was to drain the swamp.

MsPoetress -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 4:15:35 PM)
We must accustom ourselves to the follies of others and not be astonished at the foolishness that takes place in our presence. - Magdeleine Sable ~poe

NorthernGent -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 4:40:22 PM)
Men willingly believe what they wish - Julius Caeser I find to rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me - John Cleese.

sassykat -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 4:51:01 PM)
Some days go to hell more quickly than others. I also like my signature line about the dragons.

untamedshysub -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 5:19:58 PM)
some days you are the dog, some days you are the fire hydrant. He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god. -Aristotle

Quivver -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 5:56:06 PM)
This is the last one I used here in my Journal........ Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander. ~Holocaust Museum, Washington, DC

happypervert -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 7:30:45 PM)
a couple from H.L. Mencken: It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic. I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them. A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

swtrayn -> RE: Wise and humorous quotes (3/3/2007 7:43:39 PM)
Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. Benjamin Franklin When one door closes another opens. But often we look so long so regretfully upon the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us. Helen Keller The worst thing you can try to do is cling to something that is gone, or to recreate it. Johnette Napolitano rayn

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