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FukinTroll -> FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:05:55 AM)

 
The title was just a quick summery to get you here, the official title is…

Brit Uncollard Ladies & Lass’s Silly Humor In Text. I couldn’t quite work out the acronym so I will just get to the point.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Have you ever found yourself scratching your head at the words, Twink, Overfaced, Caravan, and the confusion of football or other such words that leave Americans befuddled?

Now is your chance to post your confusion for clarification.

The Brit Uncollard Ladies & Lass’s Silly Humor In Text, or whatever the hell the acronym would be for it… is your chance to get a grasp of what the salty and sultry honey is saying to you.

I am calling for those lovely lass’s of the UK to enlighten the befuddled brethren of the various nations.

Lets start with:

Twink
Overfaced
Caravan
Football




missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:11:16 AM)

Easy peasy lol.
 
Twink = misst is horny.
Overfaced - unable to take in the amount of information im faced with. Unable to face eating a meal because too much food is in front of me etc etc.
Caravan - a mobile home.
Football - soccer.
 
Can i have my reward for being clever now please?




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:16:34 AM)

SLURP!




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:27:27 AM)

This just in... .... .... (the little dots are the noise a telegraph makes) ... .... .....

Thrutching
Cloth eared Bint




missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:28:56 AM)

Ooooooooo i know the answers to these but considering i guess my answering would be first degree cheating so ill refrain from behaving like 'thrush' lol.




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:30:13 AM)

Hey!!!!  [sm=crop.gif]Answer them and add "Thrush" too!




missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:36:45 AM)

Thrutching is the thinking you do when you have problems.
Cloth eared bint is, well cloth eared means deaf and bint is similar to a dumb blonde but not blonde.
Thrush is an irritable cunt. Excuse my language lol. Its a medical condition where you have a very itchy vagina.




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:37:15 AM)

.... .... ..... this just in .... ..... .... (telegraph is still running in the background) .... ....... .....

mardy
maungy
peeved




mnottertail -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:39:20 AM)

LOL,

I have had some of these lessons---

Bob's your uncle!!!!

Ron




missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:45:42 AM)

Mardy and maungy are basically the same thing. sulking and and on a downer. Face like thunder - wouldnt crack a smile.
Peeved means to be pissed off.
 
 
Bobs your uncle and fannys your aunt lol. Basically just means and there ya go thats how it is.




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:48:54 AM)

Let me try this on for size…

I have been thurtching over this cloth eared bint who behaves like such a thush over the fact that I live in a Caravan and coach football. She often gets all mundy and maungy when I get peeved at her for thinking I can’t Dom because I don’t live in a flat.
Bobs your uncle!




missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:50:10 AM)

Round of applause




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:50:59 AM)

.... .... ....... ..... ...... This just in! ..... .... ......... ..... ....

smeg head
larking
aye up


P.S. Thank ya my Slut!




RubberWitch -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:54:12 AM)

mardy

essex facelift

pramfaced

munted

gobshite

asbo

hoodie

chav

tight





missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:55:43 AM)

smeg head is an idiot
larking is to mess around
aye up - means hello in yorkshire
 




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:56:04 AM)

Good list! Any ideas for an acronym for the guide?




FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:57:31 AM)

Damn misst now I have to dig up the profile names thread.




missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 11:58:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

mardy
Moody and couldnt crack a smile

essex facelift
I havent got a dolly blue

pramfaced
No scooby doo

munted
Well a munter is sum1 whos ugly

gobshite
Mouthy outspoken person

asbo
Anti socail behaviour order

hoodie
A top with a hood

chav
Council housed and violent also phav privat housed and violent

tight
Mean or miserly






FukinTroll -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 12:04:51 PM)

.... ....... ...... ..... ... This just in! ... ...... ....... .. .... ...

chuff
babylons
window licker
pants
I haven’t got a dolly blue




missturbation -> RE: FukinTrolls survival guide for Brit sub hunting (3/1/2007 12:08:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

.... ....... ...... ..... ... This just in! ... ...... ....... .. .... ...

chuff
vagina / word used instead of swearing like u drop sumthing and say oh shit well some say oh chuff.
babylons
Breasts
window licker
Apologies but its someone who is mentally retarded
pants
Rubbish or crap
I haven’t got a dolly blue
Cockney rhyming slang for i havent got a clue





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