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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 12:55:07 PM   
ownedgirlie


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Status: offline 		Celeste dragged me to a hardware store and tried to show me parts to make an "ugly sister" lol....something about sink pipes and chains and liquid latex...I'm still scratching my head.  So is the guy who tried to help us...lol.  

I made a knotted silk rope flogger.  He was really pleased with it - said the handle was weighted perfectly and it lands with a heavier thud than I ever imagined.  There's something about making a weapon that will be used on me...we both enjoy that idea. I am now tasked with more, and need to learn my leathers and buy the right tools. (anyone with helpful advice is free to email me!)

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 12:56:46 PM   
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It's Cheap, Lame and Tacky.....


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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 2:04:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		The panties she's wearing, at any given moment, would make a fun gag -- but you might have to use a piece of bondage tape to hold them in.

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 4:40:00 PM   
WhiplashSmile


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Squirt Guns and Baby Oil...
Squirt Guns and KoolAid....
Squirt Guns and Warm Water...

Rope, handcuffs, and blindfold optional for a number of scenes...

Turn her into your very own shooting gallery, target....
Legs spread wide via spreader bars... and countless other things...
including firing squads...

The All might Water Gun!  When is summer ever going to get here....






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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 5:03:40 PM   
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Oh yeah, I've seen a couple.  A few years back when I was making gear and vending at the Boston Fetish Flea, a friend of a friend came up to my table to show me the "chain mail flogger" she had made.  The thing she pulled out of the bag to show me appeared to be a length of jack chain doubled over half a dozen times with one end wrapped in 10" of clear packing tape as a handle.  She beamed with pride as she showed it to me.

Later that night at one of the afterparties, she sat in the corner dejected because no one would let her use it on them  

Perhaps next time she should try making a single tail out of a length of 1/2" steel cable or a butt plug out of a grappling hook and find out if people are more receptive.  I'd bet some colorful electrical tape instead of clear packing tape would entice them.

This woman has been committed by now, right?  If not, would you please provide a picture so I can run if she shows up at any event in this part of the country?

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ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile
The All might Water Gun!  When is summer ever going to get here?...

If you think the Water Gun is almighty, you might want to put in some earplugs when you experiment with the Almighty Water Pik and your subject reacts!  Decades before the Sonicare became noted for it's special effects on the female anatomy, I used to play with one of those. 

Beware though, test the higher pressure settings carefully, they can really be abusive to tender tissue (I have no idea why they make them that powerful, seems like those higher settings would remove your gums.)
 
 
One that a sub I was with found while we were hunting through a hardware store, was a 90º PVC schedule 80 (the thicker stuff) electrical conduit elbow.  With a piece of rope fitted through it, and a piece of vinyl tubing (also available in most hardware stores) to soften the surface for the teeth, it made a very effective bit gag, all for about two dollars.
 
But the nicest part, was that it was a torment of her own invention. 

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 5:46:48 PM   
stef


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ORIGINAL: iFraudius

Perhaps next time she should try making a single tail out of a length of 1/2" steel cable or a butt plug out of a grappling hook and find out if people are more receptive.  I'd bet some colorful electrical tape instead of clear packing tape would entice them.

This woman has been committed by now, right?  If not, would you please provide a picture so I can run if she shows up at any event in this part of the country?

Sorry, I have no pictures of her to pass on.  Last I heard, she was in Florida, so watch out all you Sunshine State people.  Come to think of it, one of our semi-regular posters here probably knows who I'm referring to as he was in Boston around that time as well.

~stef

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 8:39:30 PM   
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Celeste dragged me to a hardware store and tried to show me parts to make an "ugly sister" lol....something about sink pipes and chains and liquid latex...I'm still scratching my head.  So is the guy who tried to help us...lol.  


Oookayy? whats an "ugly sister" I've googled but not come up with any answer involving BDSM.

And my imagination can come up with a whole lot of different uses for those three items
Fat piping especially is very versatile, anything from mandatory limb straightening restraints, plastic ponies, cool sounding canes and a female humbler that an unrestrained subbie can't release herself from. A handy hint is after sawing the ends to length, melt them slightly, to both shape and to achieve a really smooth finish, then spray the ends with silicon lube for a frictionless fit.

Damn I sound more like Marth Stewart, every day

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 9:05:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		I just want to say that I don't think I'm the only person that gets hot and wet walking through Home Depot!

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 10:31:46 PM   
mythi


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Status: offline 		I'm notorious for making floggers out of anything at hand when I'm bored.  My favorite at work, cus I work in a print shop, is thin trimmings from the poly-plates we use for one of the presses.  (Plates aren't metal anymore.)  Closest thing I can compare the material to would be the stuff that photograph negatives are made out of.  It's kinda stiff but flexible, and the edges can get a tiny bit sharp.  With a good wrist snap or enough momentum in an arm swing it can really sting.  Of course the scotch tape and paper strip floggers with weighted paperclip tips...defintely rank higher on the lame scale. lol

I also once had a guy proudly show me a homemade vibrator...made out of an old plastic spice jar.  Not that it didn't work, mind you, but definitely tacky!

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 10:33:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Sunshine119

I just want to say that I don't think I'm the only person that gets hot and wet walking through Home Depot!


I'm at the point now where all it takes is the smell of sawdust!

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 10:41:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile

Oh Gawd... This is really tacky...  KIDS Stickers from the Dollar Store... I bought a whole bunch of them... I covered her body all over and took pictures of.it...  Flowers, Barbie, Barney and Flintstones... I can't remember all of them, it's been that long ago...  Placed one which was a star right in the middle of her forehead...



I LOVE that idea! That's not tacky. Ummm well sticky maybe. But very inventive.

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/3/2007 10:44:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Every time I go shopping anywhere... I find myself thinking of what items are pervertable.

Hardware stores.. Princess Auto..

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/4/2007 3:32:27 AM   
BrainSlugs83


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Status: offline 		"I find myself thinking of what items are pervertable. " -- I went grocery shopping today and found myself doing that -- it was at a dive grocery store though, they had all kinds of weird cooking utensils, and in one part of the store they had a large section of crates with soda bottles piled (not even stacked) on...

There were quite a few interesting shaped objects that might have made for great cheapo wannabe bdsm crafts/projects...

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/4/2007 4:52:17 AM   
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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/4/2007 11:11:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rafters


Oookayy? whats an "ugly sister" I've googled but not come up with any answer involving BDSM.



Rafters: Try putting in ugly, sister, chain, and flogger as the keywords.

Ownedgirlie:  I'll ask Himself to take a digital shot of the ones I've made and if I can get them put up, I'll put the link here so you can see them. Now that we've shoveled the snow away, I can get to the post office and get the one for your Master in the mail this week.

Celeste

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/5/2007 12:06:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: TNstepsout

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ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile

Oh Gawd... This is really tacky...  KIDS Stickers from the Dollar Store... I bought a whole bunch of them... I covered her body all over and took pictures of.it...  Flowers, Barbie, Barney and Flintstones... I can't remember all of them, it's been that long ago...  Placed one which was a star right in the middle of her forehead...



I LOVE that idea! That's not tacky. Ummm well sticky maybe. But very inventive.


Thank You, It was something which happened spur of the moment.  I saw the stickers and thought about sticking a couple on her.. then thought about covering her in them.  So I went for it.  Something Different to do...  Yes Sticky! Fun taking them off as well...

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/5/2007 1:03:26 AM   
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Rafters: Try putting in ugly, sister, chain, and flogger as the keywords.


The top links a dead DIY site and the rest are irelevant

Googling ("ugly sister" flogger) comes back with 10 pages total, none with a description or picture.


Anybody care to oblige?

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/5/2007 1:38:03 AM   
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Well, I am not sure if this is lame, cheap or tacky,---but I love rulers!
There is something about a nice old fashioned ruler, I only buy the wooden ones,
the Westcott I am looking at has been around since 1872.
Welcome Jlion, I am enjoying your posts--you are also hot as hell.
So far, you are a breath of badly needed fresh air.


Isnt he though???
Made my juices flow on this rather sleepless night...
 
Make that ruler snap tho.... for a bit more torture, drill a screw through it and really give it a snap .....  cover the pot hole with a bit of cum and duct tape, send her to her corner for the night "singing" her to sleep with the glorious sounds of a kazoo !!

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/5/2007 1:52:06 AM   
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self-flagellation http://www.frugaldomme.com/manufact/manufa11.htm

The Ugly Sisters
Far from ugly, these chrome-handled floggers are actually quite beautiful. Simple instructions for making a trio of leather, rubber, and ball-chain toys. Note: This site is in the U.K. and uses terms Americans may not recognize. Try substituting "Liquid Steel" or an epoxy for "Chemical Metal."

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RE: Cheap/Lame/Tacky homemade toy? - 3/5/2007 2:09:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: myobedience

http://no.place.like.home.mindspring.com/abbot/resources/diy_floggers.htm


Ok, audience participation time, forum visiters..

Read my post above, visit myobedience's link and without clicking the "ugly sisters" link tell us whether you think there will be a page at the end of it?

I'll not wear my faux innocent expression while not looking up "under construction" in Korean and not idly running my fingers along a cane, because I actually have a sense of humour over this

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