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azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 8:22:52 PM)

i think it would be cool if CM started like a dick pic gallery for the male doms. if the ladies wanted pix with their strap ons 2, well what the hell, live n let live




soultoshare -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/4/2007 12:59:42 AM)

nothing personal, but really, cock shots are so passe.....seen one, you've seen 'em all!  I'd much rather see the person they are attached to.....but that's just me.  Haven't figured out why men think it's so important to post them.....I usually ignore them!  I'm much more of a "see the whole person, not just their body parts!" type, I guess.




BrownEyedSub84 -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/4/2007 1:40:52 AM)

You talk to your pee wee? umm what else are you on? ..maybe Im not special because a dick has never talked to me before [:(] but I think if one did Id run screaming.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s2.gif[/image]..Do they give pysche exams for you cops? Im starting to think your over due for one [:)]




soultoshare -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/4/2007 3:00:47 AM)

actually, what I have read so far, it doesn't seem that ANYONE is jealous of your "little friend".  Sounds to me it's more of he's (OMG!  Now he's got ME calling it he!) "A legend in his own mind".  Surely there is more to you than your cock......one would like to think so!




Quivver -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/4/2007 4:50:25 AM)

I have a framing hammer I call Thor.......  




RobertCloud -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 6:18:15 AM)

This reminds me of a B-Rated soft porn movie of the 80's titled "Chatterbox" about a talking vagina. The woman was so lonely because no man wanted to deal with a woman whose vagina talked back at him.

One day she met a man with a talking cock, and as the two ran across a field of flowers, stark naked, like two lovers, in slow motion, to embrace each other. Their arms wrapped around each other and the genitalia that had been singing their praises of love to each other suddenly became muffled and gagged. I rolled in laughter...

I really do not think anyone is jealous of "Thor" or any other man's cock doe that matter. I am perfectly please with my unnamed cock. Most people are probably like me and wonder one of two things... either what are you smoking and where can I get some, or are you for real?




LadyEllen -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 7:56:34 AM)

I wonder how much jealousy there would be if I called my rectal sphincter Jesus, or Mohammed, Moses or Krishna?

Not much I imagine, as the millions who honour those names would be too pissed at me to be jealous, and I'd likely have too many fatwahs and so on against me, to have to time to talk about it.

Still, if youre going to name anything after Thor, then you picked the right area. Its not for nothing that the ceremonial representation of Thor's Hammer is used to bless marriages.

But, if its intended to be a reference, slighting or not, to a "white man's God" as was written, then its way off. Asatru has moved on, at least in the UK circles I mix in, from all that racist nonsense; after all, our Gods are not bound by geographical boundaries and are the Germanic expressions of the same universal religion found everywhere and in all peoples regardless of ethnicity.

How Thor would feel about it is another matter though. Knowing him, he might smash you to pieces for the slight, or laugh at the use of his name for something incomparably feeble by comparison to the real thing.

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SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 3:28:46 PM)

It took me a bit to answer since I had to contact a few people that have experienced Thor to ask...(see my post in the what do you call your cock thread if there's confusion here)

http://www.collarchat.com/m_869934/mpage_2/tm.htm

The top 5 reasons people are jealous of Thor are....

5. He's attached to a Goddess pure and simple

4. He's 18 inches long

3. Thor never goes limp or gets too tired

2. He's bigger than their winkie

and the #1 reason people are jealous of Thor is......

I can remove him whenever I want to. Snap on, snap off, snap on  snap off ...the snapper.


oooooh why are people jealous of your thor? hmmmm...no idea really. Never mind the post then.




missturbation -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 3:35:50 PM)

Erm jealous of a penis?????????? Donna make me laugh.
I shall say i wouldnt touch your cock with sum1 elses hands, mouth, cunt never mind my own.
Man have you got your head up ur own azz.




azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 4:45:21 PM)

I am of course quite sure that everyone who insists they aren't jealous of Thor in fact is.they r spending too much time putting him down, and as far as i know none of u that posted are people that have had the opportunity of encountering Thor in his natural, wild state... Thor is the most fun dick that ever lived... look for my book coming out soon from Whip&Chains Press called " The Life and Times of Thor, AKA Dick Devine"




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 5:09:01 PM)

quote:

look for my book coming out soon from Whip&Chains Press called " The Life and Times of Thor, AKA Dick Devine"

 
Now that I've begun to take your posts with the full helping of sarcasm that they naturally deserve I have to say I just spurted Diet Pepsi all over my damned monitor...TFF

So will Thor be signing the copies or will you?




Arpig -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 5:24:42 PM)

Thor??? I would have thought Odin would have been a more appropriate name, him being one-eyed and all.




HydroMaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 5:52:03 PM)

azzmaster, the only reason it appears that everyone talks about you dick is because you never, and I mean never stop talking about it in your posts.  And why exactly do you want a dick photo gallery anyway?  Are you planning on doing some shopping?  Oh how easily the insults flow from me when there's no caffeine in my system.

Arpig, good Odin joke.




azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 5:52:23 PM)

While Thor is a very talented guy that can do alot of tricks... he cannot sign books but if desired he can be dipped in ink and put a Thorprint on the table of contents... 




azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 5:57:09 PM)

i think ur bein unfair, hydromaster...while Thor does get mentioned quite a bit... and why wouldn't he.. the best friend a state trooper ever had...most of my posts r about assfucking..i try to add a little much need class n intellectual discussion to CM>>> what's ur stance on assfucking by the way? like ass or pussy better? me and Thor favor pussy, ass then BJ for the second round, but ass remains our favorite




FukinTroll -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 6:10:20 PM)

I knew a dude that called his dick the "Monster". His GF said it was like a tiny sweet pickle. Know that I think about it... most people who talk insatiably about their dicks tend to overcompensate with boasting.




freyjasdottir -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 6:18:06 PM)

You know the only male I ever met who actually named their wee wee was my ex, he named it Ed after the hyena on The Lion King.  I quickly ran out of uses for him also.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 6:22:06 PM)

quote:

While Thor is a very talented guy that can do alot of tricks... he cannot sign books but if desired he can be dipped in ink and put a Thorprint on the table of contents... 

 
I thought autographs always went on the flypage. *shrugs* must be tiny if it will fit on the Table of Contents page.

Wonders if dickprints vary from dick to dick much like finger prints. Hmmm sounds like a possible research subject may be at hand.






TribeTziyon -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 6:31:52 PM)

It seems all this talk about Thor eventually lands in the 'polls and other random stupidity' forum. [sm=wave.gif]





azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/5/2007 11:14:46 PM)

it would be so much better if there was a special Thor section...
for all u naysayers... Thor n i can be viewed on webcam any ol time.
then u will say what people who see always say....
WHOA




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