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Kinky Canadians Everywhere

United States

32% (11)

Canada

47% (16)

Western Europe

2% (1)

Eastern Europe

0% (0)

The Pacific

0% (0)

Down Under

2% (1)

Africa

0% (0)

Central/South America

0% (0)

Hell, any level

5% (2)

undisclosed mountain stronghold

0% (0)

undisclosed parallel dimension

8% (3)

Total Votes : 34

(last vote on : 3/9/2007 11:39:14 PM)
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bearincuffs -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 6:54:04 AM)
But of course the colder weather makes us more kinkier Hydro. We do have to create diffrent ways to stay warm during these long cold winter nights and days LOL. eh. Why do ya think I grew this natural fur coat hahahaha

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 8:53:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Canadian! Wooohooo! You know, HydroMaster, the invasion has already begun... do you have any idea how many Canucks are in Hollywood? Take us out, and you'd have no more movies... [:)]. Then there's Little Canada (http://littlecanada.govoffice.com/)... there's more, but I mustn't give it all way. Mwahahahahahaha... Long Live the Beaver! Yes Mikal, I'm well aware of your invasion of Hollywood and the musuc industry. It's a good thing I don't have respect for either or I'd be threatened. But I have to agree with Troll...did I just say that? Where's our photographic evidence that your tender bits are canadian?

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 8:57:25 AM)
Well this is interesting....50% of you are bloody maple leaf huggers and 49% are from everywhere else....accounting for 99% of the votes? Does anyone else see a flaw in the math here?

bearincuffs -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 9:32:22 AM)
Hmmm... are you using imperial math or the metric system, Hydro? lol

cjenny -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 9:36:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fliiboy4u well cjenny, I am from South of Detroit (originally), and as you mentioned, the first part of our invasion plan is complete, every one on the border states is addicted to Molson.... all we have to do is threaten to stop the flow of Molson if you resist. If we stopped the flow of Molson.. how do we contain the uprising of Molson addicted Americans? Problem after problem.. sigh. I need more bb's.

domiguy -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 10:45:50 AM)
Famous entertainers who have escaped: Avril Lavigne Pamela Anderson Romeo Dallaire Shania Twain Nelly Furtado Estella Warren Sum41 Shannon Tweed Barenakedladies Keanu Reeves Celine Dion Alanis Morissette Peter North Bryan Adams Neil Young Jim Carrey Natasha Henstridge Jennifer Tilly Sarah McLachlan Leonard Cohen Kristin Kreuk As Lewis Black has said, "Celine is the second worst thing going on in a desert right now".....Take the rest of them and you might be ble to build one half assed,Pabst drinking, Red White and Blue American. (with the exception of Natasha...Jammin' Bod and I think we might hang on to the Neil Young of old.)

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 11:59:21 AM)
Hehe, well at the time of my calculation the poll showed 50%Canadian, 25%United States, 12%down under and 12%undisclosed parallel dimension...care to do the math again for me. I'm sure the poll just doesn't handle decimals and had to round but it was a little amusing. And to answer your irritating Canadian question....HELL NO, METRIC GO! HELL NO, METRIC GO!

bearincuffs -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 12:20:25 PM)
pouts Some of us Canadians hate the metric system too ya know!

Zensee -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:18:22 PM)
Would this be a good time to remind the Yankees that the olny army to take the US capital was a Canadian one and that the reason the Whitehouse is white is because it had to be painted after we burned it? Probably not a good time, eh? Oh look - BIG CANADIAN BOOBS - have another Molsons! Sneaking along your border with disguised intent, The Canuckistanis.

Zensee -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:21:35 PM)
The imperial system is only superior for people with twelve fingers. Never made sense to me that those US revolutionaries would kick out the King but keep IMPERIAL measurements.

FukinTroll -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:30:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs pouts Some of us Canadians hate the metric system too ya know! But it is s much cooler to say that my doink rolls out to 20, insted of 5.

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:30:24 PM)
Funny, I'm pretty sure that was the BRITISH that landed 3500 troops in Maryland and marched on Washington . Stop riding the coat tails or your British masters Zensee. And I will not be distracted by big Canadian boobs or Molson either lol.

valeca -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:32:45 PM)
~Adds one more to the list of Canucks~ Some of us are proactive about the invasion--we're luring your American men to the North to weaken the resistance!. Loraith is a displaced Oklahoman living in Canada, making Him a 'CanOkie'!. What can I say? He couldn't resist my Canadian charms! Edit: Hydro, you better check out the War of 1812.

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:44:52 PM)
Um, I did check on the War of 1812. And did some more checking after I posted about the march of Washington. I can't find anything that says the Canadians had anything to do with the attack on Washington. Everything says approximatley 3500 British troops. Maybe they were part of the occupying force later or there could have been a few mixed into the force but that's it. Or maybe the British are screwing you out of your heritage by taking credit lol. Find me your evidence and I'll take a look at it...I'm nothing if not open minded and thorough. But I don't see anything about canucks in Washington.

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:48:13 PM)
And I already know of your plans to turn us against...uh...us. I can think of a couple of you that are trying to get me to go north. But I have this thing about hating cold weather. I don't even like the winters where I live now. What would I do in an even colder climate?

valeca -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:51:25 PM)
Ahh, I wasn't speaking directly of Washington. It was just another example...heh. I've gone down that road before. It usually ends in arguements and that ole 'Canada vs USA' thing. Nuh-uh, I'm not getting sucked into that one again. Do yer own damn research. [8D]

valeca -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 1:52:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster And I already know of your plans to turn us against...uh...us. I can think of a couple of you that are trying to get me to go north. But I have this thing about hating cold weather. I don't even like the winters where I live now. What would I do in an even colder climate? Body heat, baby. It's all about body heat! [sm=bust.gif]

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 3:21:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: valeca Ahh, I wasn't speaking directly of Washington. It was just another example...heh. I've gone down that road before. It usually ends in arguements and that ole 'Canada vs USA' thing. Nuh-uh, I'm not getting sucked into that one again. Do yer own damn research. [8D] Oh don't worry. I love all of you kinky Canadians. Both countries have their high and low points. I blame Zansee for coming in and stoking the USA vs Canada fire lol. He's the one that said Canada burned Washington. But I kept reading and couldn't really find anything about Canada invading at all. But you did repel 3 attempts by the US. Mostly because the retard militias refused to cross the border. As militias they were only required to operated in the States....great patriots weren't they?

Zensee -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 5:32:31 PM)
I'm a stoker, and a joker and a midnight.... er... better not say, it's probably against the TOS. Well I suppose, since Canada didn't get to be it's own country until 1867 at best there would have been a few British colonials in the raid. But as I leared as a tour guide, don't let the truth get in the way of a good story. (Damn you internet!) And the low opinion of Molson's Beer is deserved even if it is vastly superior to that Yankee swill. Came to Vancouver Island for the best microbrewed beerskis, just spiting distance from my house. And for you wusses, Victoria hardly has anything like real winter AND it's already 60 miles (90 km) south of the US border and edging further south every year. Be in California in a few million (if we don't fall into the ocean before then). Still watching but keeping his lighter out of sight for now... Z.

HydroMaster -> RE: Kinky Canadians Everywhere (3/4/2007 5:48:48 PM)
Oh I think Cali will fall into the ocean long before it gets cold. Well, technically in the mountains they do get snow...but mostly sunny and fair everywhere else. But they'll get taken out by an earthquake before the ice age hits. Does anyone else find it odd that colder weather and hotter weather are both blamed on global warming? Sometimes I find it hard to resist punching an enviromentalist...especially those in the government that have mulitple houses and suv....hypocrites. The reason you can't tempt me with Molson is because I don't like any beer...at least I haven't met one yet I like. And yes, the internet is bitch to those who like to make shit up lol.

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