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Troll's Pants - On or Off?


YES YES YES OH MY GOD YES!!!
  60% (73)
Sure, I've got nothing better to watch atm
  16% (20)
No opinion
  2% (3)
Rather not... my eyes are already bleeding from other posts
  4% (6)
HELL NO! Get therapy people!!!
  15% (19)


Total Votes : 121


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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 11:39:27 AM   
Gauge


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BLIND! I'M BLIND AGAIN!


Dude, see what masturbation does? It really is true!

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 11:47:29 AM   
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I feel I must protest this thread as it is sexist and biased.

Besides... no one asked me to remove my pants.
Noted, and agreed...
As soon as we get troll to agree, we'll move onto your derriere Gauge.    M

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 11:50:02 AM   
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Damn bouncing yellow demon...

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:19:33 PM   
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I demand a re-count.

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:20:46 PM   
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I demand a re-count.


Dude, it seems that they all want a gander at your hanging chad.

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:24:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BananalovinGauge

a gander and a hanging lad named Chad.

Troll has a goose and a man named Chad hanging off his winky????!!!!
Damn...you people are kinky.

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:27:01 PM   
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But, but... it is so much fun having them wonder if it is a wee willy or too much to get all wet.

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:30:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

But, but... it is so much fun having them wonder if it is a wee willy or too much to get all wet.


Look man... you either have to drop 'em or stop participating in this thread... you can't have your pants off and eat them too.

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:33:07 PM   
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Whilst it might present a curio of great interest, to have a Troll remove his pants, it must be borne in mind that Trolls in their natural state are extremely hairy to the point of being furry. In their natural state, Trolls do not wear clothes at all since they have no need for them, but when they venture into human company of course, they find they must. Generally, they will go for clothes that cover as much of their bodies as possible, since those parts left exposed must be shaved frequently to avoid detection as a Troll. Thus, when our Troll should remove his pants we might well find that a thick coat of fur is beneath, with little else to see, especially anything we might like to have seen.

Exposure in this way could also endanger our Troll, since this year's troll cull is still in full swing, and troll fur is prized on the catwalks of Milan and Paris, having a similar feel to it as sable. Stroke a troll next time you find one; it will be softest fur you ever came across, whilst you will be the latest person the troll came across.

Therefore I say, let the troll keep his pants on, in public at least, to keep him safe. In private though, get his pants off and stroke all you like.

E

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:35:48 PM   
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Okay... send money to the "shave the Troll foundation".

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 12:37:50 PM   
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I have a couple of green shield stamps if that will help the appeal?

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 1:02:33 PM   
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gauge u need to have some pix taken with  tight leather pants then u will also get some of the action!

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 1:22:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I feel I must protest this thread as it is sexist and biased.

Besides... no one asked me to remove my pants.


Please remove your pants, won't you???

(always happy to oblige a polite request)


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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 3:16:28 PM   
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How bout you remove your shirt instead and leave the pants on?
(cus I have a leather fetish and will merrily work around them).  *eg*

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 3:38:25 PM   
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[quick reply]  Although the Troll is an extrodinary treat to the eyes, I say keep them on.  The imagination does spectacular wonders working with the present image you provide :)

< Message edited by unsung -- 3/4/2007 3:39:16 PM >

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 3:48:07 PM   
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I say take them off.

Have we moved on to Gauge yet?

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 3:50:24 PM   
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40 votes are not nearly enough at this point to make a sound decision.

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 3:52:19 PM   
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Well, maybe you need to recruit more, Troll

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 4:24:58 PM   
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can we have gauge and troll take a nude pic together?

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RE: Troll's Pants - On or Off? - 3/4/2007 4:32:19 PM   
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Off with the pants!    

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