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FukinTroll -> Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 3:16:36 PM)

How often have you sat in a Chinese restaurant starring at the fortune cookie wondering if today will be the day you pull this one.
 
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Fortune: Help, I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory and can't get out.
 
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Your lucky numbers are: Seriously, help I am trapped.

 
 
So I thought we could poke sum fun at fortune cookies here and you could post cryptic cookies you have received or just make some funny stuff up you would like to see.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 3:18:45 PM)

[:D]"Your fullness will be short-lived.       
     Like an hour, tops."

[:D]"Man who look to stale cookie for advice      
     probably make good busboy.  Ask waitress   
     for application."



HydroMaster -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 3:24:23 PM)

This is an actual fortune I received and still have....."You love Chinese Food"  It's amazing, how ever did they know?

Ok how about, "A bird in the hand is worth 3 in the soup" or
                       "You missing cat is closer to you than you know"



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 3:29:00 PM)

A closed mouth gathers no feet.[:)]

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.



FukinTroll -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 3:39:07 PM)

quote:

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crab.



MasterFireMaam -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 3:39:51 PM)

I've actually gotten (and saved): That which is painful to the body is often good for the soul.

But, "You'll be hit by a bus tomorrow" would be incredibly funny.

Master Fire



FukinTroll -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 4:10:14 PM)

LMAO!!!!



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 4:18:00 PM)

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.[8D]



FukinTroll -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 4:56:04 PM)

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That will be $14.75



swtrayn -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 5:40:10 PM)

That wasn't chicken..



lighthearted -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/4/2007 5:43:09 PM)

you should have had italian tonight





Lorelei115 -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/5/2007 10:31:12 AM)

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You will be hungry again shortly.



MadameDahlia -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/5/2007 3:22:32 PM)

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.



Mikal -> RE: Funky Fortune Cookies (3/5/2007 6:06:02 PM)

To get what you want, you must commit yourself forever to dark forces.
The star of poverty and sexlessness is shining upon you.
Pray for what you want, but steal what you need.



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