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The Confession - 3/5/2007 10:39:03 AM

elenor

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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and says, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

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RE: The Confession - 3/5/2007 10:56:09 AM

LadyMyles

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Cute!

Here's another...

A little girl was watching a bunch of boys playing out in the yard and asked her mom if she could join them.

The mom said, no dear, those boys are too rough.

The girl's response.... if I find a smooth one, can I play with him?

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