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MsKatHouston -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/7/2007 7:13:49 AM)

I've already popped 2 advil.  Time to go work out.  I'm stepping slowly away from the computer before it actually starts making sense to me.  Now that would be scary.




MsParados -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/7/2007 7:14:26 AM)

[sm=applause.gif] for Kats time and subsequent brain cramps that resulted from that translation, other wise I would still have no idea what he was going on about.




MsKatHouston -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/7/2007 7:17:02 AM)

When I do the math (fuzzy as it may be) I come up with:

1 original uncollared slave
2 masters (who the OP does not think actually are masters)
2 friends of original uncollared slave

he wants all of them to be HIS slave? 1 + 2 + 2 = 5?

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moki1984 -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/8/2007 9:42:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GrizzlyBear

What we have here is a failure to communicate...

hahaha i heard "movie voice" saying that when i read it hehe




sillygirl09 -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/8/2007 4:51:37 PM)

LOL very very clever indeed!




Squeakers -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/8/2007 6:13:53 PM)

Since he is now a slave wouldn't that make six?




mstrjx -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/8/2007 8:00:05 PM)

Let's see, to several of the respondents, but to nobody in particular.

I don't think English is his first (or second, for that matter) language.  And as you can tell from my loosely coherent writing (living in Georgia myself), 'redneck' isn't one of his languages either.

I really don't wish to read his profile.  I don't wish to show up on 'Who's Viewing Me'.

I appreciate the snark.  I participate when called for.

I appreciate those who tried to make sense of it all.  I participate when called for, just not this time.

Good day.

Jeff




dawntreader -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/9/2007 4:02:55 AM)

Ok….so the journal entry was pretty scary…




MomentsofHistory -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/9/2007 12:04:08 PM)

Man o man, for real thats the best description of the problem?




goodpet -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/13/2007 3:00:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aubre

The best way to cook collards is this recipe I found on cooks.com:

COLLARD GREENS
3 smoked ham hocks
3-5 lbs collard greens, 2 lbs broccoli rabe, or mustard greens
1 1/2 tsp salt
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
salt and pepper to taste

Put ham hocks and garlic in a large soup pot and bring to a boil.
Reduce heat and simmer about 3 hours, replacing water as needed allowing water level to reduce a little as you go along.
When ham hocks begin to fall apart, separate the collard green leaves and rinse each carefully under cold running water.
Roll the leaves up and slice across into strips, or just rip the leaves from the stems and add to the pot - discard the heaviest stems, but don't be picky. As the collards are added gradually to the pot and they begin to wilt down, continue to add until all are used.
Season with the salt, then cover and simmer, stirring occasionally, for about 30 minutes more over medium heat until the greens are tender.
Serve with hot sauce if desired, or a splash of balsamic vinegar, or drizzle with extra virgin olive oil.

NOTE: If you are making a boiled ham or smoked shoulder, you can reserve the liquid and reduce it and then make the collard greens using this recipe once the ham is removed.


LOL

but seriously thanks for the recipe, think i'll try some tonight..LOL




ShadowHwk -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/14/2007 6:39:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsParados

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Read the first sentence of his profile, it explains everything.


I thought the journal entry was way more telling of his personality lol


That has got to be one the scariest profiles I have ever read.  I can just see all the unattached subbies lining up to be part of that mess.   How do you control others if your own life is NOT in control? I took a look at the list of interests… a few of them struck me as a bit odd, but none so much as:

                Tolerates: Face Slapping
                Tolerates: Massage (getting)

I’ve yet to meet a Dom/Domme that will tolerate having their faces slapped - *laugh*.   Just how does that really work?  "I own you" *SLAP*, "No, I mean it, I own you" *SLAP*, "If you do that again ..." *SLAP*, "Oh I warned you, your really gonna get it now." *SLAP*.

And it’s good for potential subbies to know that he will tolerate receiving a massage!

I have my doubts about the veracity of this profile.  But that’s just my opinion.
It was good for a laugh though!

Terry




curiouslyseeking -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/14/2007 6:49:17 AM)

quote:

I’ve yet to meet a Dom/Domme that will tolerate having their faces slapped - *laugh*.   Just how does that really work?  "I own you" *SLAP*, "No, I mean it, I own you" *SLAP*, "If you do that again ..." *SLAP*, "Oh I warned you, your really gonna get it now." *SLAP*.


I just had to write and say that is the best laugh, I've had this morning...
 
Many times in threads and topics, in my mind's eye, I place myself in certain situations to get a feel of what is being discussed so I can relate to it in my own life; however, after trying to place myself in this situation...
 
No way, brother, not me, huh-uh! 
 
Never would make it to draw back a hand, especially to land one..
 
(funny bone definitely slapped on this one)...
 
 




yourmaster1969 -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/14/2007 8:41:20 PM)

dude what have you been smokeing.Give me some of that good shit so i can catch a buzz like yours




Llyren -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/15/2007 4:17:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aubre

The best way to cook collards is this recipe I found on cooks.com:

COLLARD GREENS
3 smoked ham hocks
3-5 lbs collard greens, 2 lbs broccoli rabe, or mustard greens
1 1/2 tsp salt
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
salt and pepper to taste

Put ham hocks and garlic in a large soup pot and bring to a boil.
Reduce heat and simmer about 3 hours, replacing water as needed allowing water level to reduce a little as you go along.
When ham hocks begin to fall apart, separate the collard green leaves and rinse each carefully under cold running water.
Roll the leaves up and slice across into strips, or just rip the leaves from the stems and add to the pot - discard the heaviest stems, but don't be picky. As the collards are added gradually to the pot and they begin to wilt down, continue to add until all are used.
Season with the salt, then cover and simmer, stirring occasionally, for about 30 minutes more over medium heat until the greens are tender.
Serve with hot sauce if desired, or a splash of balsamic vinegar, or drizzle with extra virgin olive oil.

NOTE: If you are making a boiled ham or smoked shoulder, you can reserve the liquid and reduce it and then make the collard greens using this recipe once the ham is removed.


No onions?  You can't make really yummy collard greens without onions!  And personally, I'd add more garlic, then serve them with malt vinegar. 

And now, I'm hungry, so I'm going to go make a ham and swiss quiche, then serve it with greens. 

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corsetgirl -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/15/2007 8:13:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

collard greens.fresh picked. put on with a slab of fat back ,chopped  a few onions cook all day serve with a nice pan of corn bread,sprinkle a little vinegar  food for the GODS smiles...BH


YUM! I love collared greens and grits!

Kat:

That was an excellent translation, this reminded me of the GEICO commercial with the woman talking about what happened to her car and the announcer.




Dnomyar -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/16/2007 9:54:23 AM)

Whats the difference of communicating between a communication major and a poor uneducated person. A communication major will take an unfortunate incident and write a book about it.(as seen on here a lot). A uneducated person will just give you the finger.




Aslanemperor -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/16/2007 10:53:41 AM)

um...  go to college and take courses in grammer, spelling and typing, then come back and we'll see if you can even handle one slave...  I'm personally of the oppinion that a master has to be AT LEAST smarter and wiser then the slave he wants.  It's not all about being able to have sex 50 times a day(though that does help).
I'm a young man, but I am intelligent and wise for my years.  This is why my submissives are so willing to follow me.  They learn alot from me.  On the last thing you said(The only part I could make sense of), 5 slaves is just to much.  I would not advise more then 3 at a time, and devoting to only one is even better to a young inexperienced master.  I was foolish enough to bite off more then I could chew when I first started out and it resulted in alot of hurt feelings and slipshod training.  Don't make my mistake.  Never train more then two at a time(and only train that many if you're REALLY good at this), and never take on more then 3 at a time.  If you take on 3, appoint one as a head slave and delegate some of the authority to her, because you won't be able to handle it alone.
This is my opinion.  Thank you.




Stephann -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/16/2007 11:23:47 AM)

Ahem.

I asked my babelfish friend, and here's what he's saying...


ORIGINAL: fingerman075

I've fingered 75 men....

ok i took - I smoked some weed
a uncollad slave - out of the yard
she belives she - and as I smoked it, the weed started talking.
some eles,-  And she said "I'm not yours!
but he never callared her - but my boyfriend dumped me!
for his own,- He just wanted to rent me to his friends!"
and i never collared her eather,- Now, I didn't want her either,
the 2 master kind are vinlla,- Because I don't like prostitutes
the other may think he a master - And her pimp/boyfriend was really my cousin
but i dont really think he is,- but we got in a fight over shoes and we ain't speakin
a master is much more - Fortunately, my glocks bigger than his
than what this other guy - Even if he still gets all the chicks
is i can t but name too - and he'd kick my ass if I told you his name
this that what i did wronge - and I'd end up with my parole revoked
i put names in a e-mail, - and I don't want to go on the sex offender registry.
now she tell me she has lost 2 friends,- So the weed's all smoked
but allso ive lost her,- and now I'm all alone
now im the slave too my own mind - except for the voices in my head.

Further Translations availible; only 10 cents a word.

Stephan
Owner, Operater, vV3b communications




Aileen68 -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/16/2007 11:37:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Stephann

Ahem.

I asked my babelfish friend, and here's what he's saying...


ORIGINAL: fingerman075

I've fingered 75 men....

ok i took - I smoked some weed
a uncollad slave - out of the yard
she belives she - and as I smoked it, the weed started talking.
some eles,-  And she said "I'm not yours!
but he never callared her - but my boyfriend dumped me!
for his own,- He just wanted to rent me to his friends!"
and i never collared her eather,- Now, I didn't want her either,
the 2 master kind are vinlla,- Because I don't like prostitutes
the other may think he a master - And her pimp/boyfriend was really my cousin
but i dont really think he is,- but we got in a fight over shoes and we ain't speakin
a master is much more - Fortunately, my glocks bigger than his
than what this other guy - Even if he still gets all the chicks
is i can t but name too - and he'd kick my ass if I told you his name
this that what i did wronge - and I'd end up with my parole revoked
i put names in a e-mail, - and I don't want to go on the sex offender registry.
now she tell me she has lost 2 friends,- So the weed's all smoked
but allso ive lost her,- and now I'm all alone
now im the slave too my own mind - except for the voices in my head.

Further Translations availible; only 10 cents a word.

Stephan
Owner, Operater, vV3b communications

Heh heh heh.  You are very talented.




Stephann -> RE: uncallared slaves (3/16/2007 11:44:43 AM)

I blame it on the weed.

Erm... if I had weed.  Which I don't.

Stephan Marley




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