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ORIGINAL: GrizzlyBear

What we have here is a failure to communicate...

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ORIGINAL: Aubre

The best way to cook collards is this recipe I found on cooks.com:

COLLARD GREENS
3 smoked ham hocks
3-5 lbs collard greens, 2 lbs broccoli rabe, or mustard greens
1 1/2 tsp salt
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
salt and pepper to taste

Put ham hocks and garlic in a large soup pot and bring to a boil.
Reduce heat and simmer about 3 hours, replacing water as needed allowing water level to reduce a little as you go along.
When ham hocks begin to fall apart, separate the collard green leaves and rinse each carefully under cold running water.
Roll the leaves up and slice across into strips, or just rip the leaves from the stems and add to the pot - discard the heaviest stems, but don't be picky. As the collards are added gradually to the pot and they begin to wilt down, continue to add until all are used.
Season with the salt, then cover and simmer, stirring occasionally, for about 30 minutes more over medium heat until the greens are tender.
Serve with hot sauce if desired, or a splash of balsamic vinegar, or drizzle with extra virgin olive oil.

NOTE: If you are making a boiled ham or smoked shoulder, you can reserve the liquid and reduce it and then make the collard greens using this recipe once the ham is removed.

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ORIGINAL: MsParados

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Read the first sentence of his profile, it explains everything.

I thought the journal entry was way more telling of his personality lol

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I’ve yet to meet a Dom/Domme that will tolerate having their faces slapped - *laugh*.   Just how does that really work?  "I own you" *SLAP*, "No, I mean it, I own you" *SLAP*, "If you do that again ..." *SLAP*, "Oh I warned you, your really gonna get it now." *SLAP*.

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ORIGINAL: Aubre

The best way to cook collards is this recipe I found on cooks.com:

COLLARD GREENS
3 smoked ham hocks
3-5 lbs collard greens, 2 lbs broccoli rabe, or mustard greens
1 1/2 tsp salt
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
salt and pepper to taste

Put ham hocks and garlic in a large soup pot and bring to a boil.
Reduce heat and simmer about 3 hours, replacing water as needed allowing water level to reduce a little as you go along.
When ham hocks begin to fall apart, separate the collard green leaves and rinse each carefully under cold running water.
Roll the leaves up and slice across into strips, or just rip the leaves from the stems and add to the pot - discard the heaviest stems, but don't be picky. As the collards are added gradually to the pot and they begin to wilt down, continue to add until all are used.
Season with the salt, then cover and simmer, stirring occasionally, for about 30 minutes more over medium heat until the greens are tender.
Serve with hot sauce if desired, or a splash of balsamic vinegar, or drizzle with extra virgin olive oil.

NOTE: If you are making a boiled ham or smoked shoulder, you can reserve the liquid and reduce it and then make the collard greens using this recipe once the ham is removed.

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

collard greens.fresh picked. put on with a slab of fat back ,chopped  a few onions cook all day serve with a nice pan of corn bread,sprinkle a little vinegar  food for the GODS smiles...BH

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ORIGINAL: Stephann

Ahem.

I asked my babelfish friend, and here's what he's saying...

ORIGINAL: fingerman075

I've fingered 75 men....

ok i took - I smoked some weed
a uncollad slave - out of the yard
she belives she - and as I smoked it, the weed started talking.
some eles,-  And she said "I'm not yours!
but he never callared her - but my boyfriend dumped me!
for his own,- He just wanted to rent me to his friends!"
and i never collared her eather,- Now, I didn't want her either,
the 2 master kind are vinlla,- Because I don't like prostitutes
the other may think he a master - And her pimp/boyfriend was really my cousin
but i dont really think he is,- but we got in a fight over shoes and we ain't speakin
a master is much more - Fortunately, my glocks bigger than his
than what this other guy - Even if he still gets all the chicks
is i can t but name too - and he'd kick my ass if I told you his name
this that what i did wronge - and I'd end up with my parole revoked
i put names in a e-mail, - and I don't want to go on the sex offender registry.
now she tell me she has lost 2 friends,- So the weed's all smoked
but allso ive lost her,- and now I'm all alone
now im the slave too my own mind - except for the voices in my head.

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Stephan
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