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Saratov -> Did you Know...? (3/5/2007 7:38:47 PM)







If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)





 

 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

 





 



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

 







A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

 








 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

 










Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

 


(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

 










The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

 









 

 The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)




The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

 


 

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

 










Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

 

 

 Butterflies taste with their feet.


(Something I always wanted to know.)

 



 

 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

 








Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

 




 

 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.  I have enough problems without jumping elephants.)

 

 



 

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

 (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



 

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

 


( I know some people like that.)

  
 
Starfish have no brains


(I know some people like that too.)

  
 
Polar bears are left-handed.



(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

 




 

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

 (Hey what about that pig??)
 
 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone !   (and God love that pig!)




mnottertail -> RE: Did you Know...? (3/5/2007 7:41:35 PM)

how many minks were killed making them colors?

how many spiders died with that big a type?

Euell Gibbons




rukna -> RE: Did you Know...? (3/5/2007 10:47:21 PM)

ne special reason for such big fonts?




Saratov -> RE: Did you Know...? (3/6/2007 7:49:43 AM)

Just cut and pasted from an e-mail I recieved... came out waaayyyy bigger here. [&:]




hobbit9sub4u -> RE: Did you Know...? (3/6/2007 10:25:34 PM)

OMG!!!
you offically owe me a new keyboard, i almost killed the laptop! remind me never to take a drink while browsing here again.




shynewboy -> RE: Did you Know...? (3/9/2007 11:26:59 PM)

Just a heads up- Pigs, apparently, have a.... oh, how to put this delicately? corkscrew shaped... apparatus.




ferryman777 -> RE: Did you Know...? (3/9/2007 11:32:53 PM)

Did you know.....your hand, tip of finger from your wrist is the same lenght as your forearm.  Your hand is the same size as your face. Standing, streching out your arms, side to side is how tall you are.




electriclove -> RE: Did you Know...? (4/8/2007 5:18:23 PM)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Hey what about that pig??)

 
I think that whomever wrote this forgot about the bonobo monkeys, they have sex for fun and are also bi!


 




BrutalDemon -> RE: Did you Know...? (4/9/2007 4:36:34 PM)

Chimps, not monkeys... Bonobo (or Pygmy) Chimpanzee (Pans Paniscus) indulge in recreational sex a LOT. Same sex, incest and adult/juvenile.

Your hand, to be correctly proportioned, is the same length as your inner forearm... crook of the elbow to start of the wrist joints... and there's no relationship between the size of your hand and you face.

Catfish "tastebuds" are all over their bodies... not just inside the mouth.


This Public Service Announcement was sponsored by Pedants, Inc... "When you just wants the facts"

:D




zindyslave -> RE: Did you Know...? (4/9/2007 4:42:02 PM)

Why would anyone want to know if cat pee glows under a black light? LOL. Sorry I had to bring that up...Very funny!




kruelkare -> RE: Did you Know...? (4/9/2007 4:45:34 PM)

If you ever tried to find out where the smell of cat pee is coming from, in your closet, it's very handy to know that you can find it with a UV light... ;-)




zindyslave -> RE: Did you Know...? (4/9/2007 4:51:46 PM)

LOL kruelkare, true very true...lol...




Hanable -> RE: Did you Know...? (4/9/2007 5:05:30 PM)

well..... ok then.. interesting.. must find more weird facts.

H >:)




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