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SirDiscipliner69 -> What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 8:43:31 AM)
What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear about all the stuff that may happen if you take it? Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Ross ©º°¨¨°º©

nissa -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 8:54:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirDiscipliner69 What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear about all the stuff that may happen if you take it? Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Ross ©º°¨¨°º© some years ago they used to prescribe this medication for ulcers with the warning that the medication could cause bleeding [8D]

mistoferin -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 8:59:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirDiscipliner69 Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear about all the stuff that may happen if you take it? You mean like that one about the toenail fungus? "Do you have ugly, thick or yellow toenails? Take this drug....side effects can range from headache, upset stomach to DEATH!!!!" Oh yeah.....where do I get in line to get that pill? At least they can bury me in an open casket and open toed shoes!!!!! The best one I've gotten was on a curling iron I once had. It came with a tag attached that said "Do not use while SLEEPING!" And you know....they had to put that on there because some moron did. Some people just deserve what they get.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 8:59:29 AM)
With Lithium some of the side effects is slurred speech, dizziness, diarrhea---i had that and so much more. I was more depressed when "on" the medication then when off...I spent so many hours in the bathroom and would not take that medication again even if my life depended on it!! I had a funny taste in my mouth, drowsiness, confusion, ringing in my ears, my arms and legs would move involuntarily....makes you wonder if it's worth taking the med or just not taking it....i felt worse when on it then when i wasn't.[&:]

lighthearted -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 10:41:20 AM)
the one that kills me every time I hear it on tv...something about bms, and "an urgent need to have them, and an inability to control them"! the treatment definitely sounds worse than the cure.

snowangel2791 -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 10:45:10 AM)
Well .. I always have to chuckle at the erectile dysfunction ad that says 'seek medical attention if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours' ............ Wow! Wouldn't that be FUN! EG

darchChylde -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 10:19:52 PM)
an Audi commercial with a car on water towing a water-skiier "Professional driver on closed course. Please do not attempt this in your car, it may void your warranty." on many packages of peanuts "Warning Bag Contains Nuts" on a cup of coffee "Warning: Contents May Be Hot" on a stroller "Remove Child Before Folding" on a jet ski “Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.” on a California Super Lotto Ticket "Do Not Iron" on a cell phone "Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven.” cover of thew yellow pages in augusta georgia "Please do not use this directory while operationg a moving vehicle.”

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 10:30:07 PM)
A painkiller I was taking when I was nineteen for back pain warned that it occasionally caused mild to severe hallucinations. Lovely stuff. It was later recalled because it caused brain damage. No joke. Also I was on Reglan for a while to help me breastfeed (no one knows why it helps this, as it normally helps regulate your bowels, but it definitely does help). It warned that mild allergic reaction was possible and if you experienced any adverse effects, specifically shakiness or trouble concentrating you should continue use, but consult your doctor. Bullshit. No way was I taking that again after I spent three sleepless nights jittering and grinding my teeth while I rocked sleeplessly back and forth on the couch. It was more severe than any dosage of stackers and coffee.

willpower -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 10:48:31 PM)
I was prescribed this one medication a couple years ago for my bleeding upset stomach. Side effects include but are not limited to. Upset stomach, diarreah, Chest pains, anal leakage, Internal bleeding, and lowered immunity.

willpower -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/6/2007 10:50:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin The best one I've gotten was on a curling iron I once had. It came with a tag attached that said "Do not use while SLEEPING!" And you know....they had to put that on there because some moron did. Some people just deserve what they get. Speaking of that. Swedish Chainsaw I actually had. "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH HANDS, FEET, MOUTH, OR TESTICLES."

azzmaster -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to he (3/6/2007 11:17:31 PM)
the commercial where the guy says" i'm not a doctor but i play one on TV

soultoshare -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to he (3/6/2007 11:47:01 PM)
then there's the label on the hair dryer.....DO NOT USE IN OR NEAR WATER". What's really amusing, OK, in a sick way, is that for every label out there, there's actually someone who tried just what the label warns against! (Sorry, my sense of humor is pretty dark sometimes...occupational hazard!)

MadameDahlia -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to he (3/7/2007 2:58:53 AM)
On a box containing a knife: Keep out of children http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=olfa_knife.jpg&category=Household%20Items&date=2002-05-14

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to he (3/7/2007 6:00:47 AM)
under this label do not take other acetaminophen drugs without checking with Dr. check labels reads this: don't wait, call a day ahead on another one - if this medication upsets your stomach, take it with crackers, bread or a small meal

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to he (3/7/2007 6:04:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl on another one - if this medication upsets your stomach, take it with crackers, bread or a small meal LOL. Hey at least that way you have something to hurl. It had the same warning on my prenatal vitamins. Yum yum! Nothing makes morning sickness better than a mandatory prescription with that label.

BeachMystress -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/7/2007 6:04:54 AM)
Well, this one made me laugh.. http://www.collarchat.com/m_876929/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm# And to think it is on our own CollarMe.....

kindaeasy69 -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/7/2007 9:03:57 AM)
On a bottle of Ambien (Rx sleep aid)... "May cause drowsiness...." Isn't that the whole point? [:D]

HydroMaster -> RE: What is the best disclaimer you have read? Ever hear about those meds they have on tv only to hear a (3/7/2007 2:04:21 PM)
For external use only. Do not insert in any orifice while plugged in.....on a curling iron

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