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what do u like most about azzmaster?

Thor

7% (2)

his insightful posts about anal fisting

7% (2)

his insightful posts about anal sex

3% (1)

his ability to impress submissives

3% (1)

his command of chatspeak

21% (6)

the fact that he is from new york

7% (2)

the fact that he is good natured and patient

14% (4)

his kindness to children and the elderly

10% (3)

his 2007 mustang 5.0

25% (7)

Thors adventueres

0% (0)

11.I am so obsessed with Thor I sometimes forget to eat lunch

0% (0)

Total Votes : 28

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:04:11 PM

HydroMaster

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mmm, let me think, nope...not enough alcohol in the world. But it might be interesting to see how limp mighty Tho, it is...uh uh, not gonna give him the pleasure of seeing me name it.

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:05:19 PM

LaTigresse

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There really are some benefits to being too busy at work aren't there.

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:06:11 PM

HydroMaster

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Yes, it's damn good to be employed sometimes

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:06:29 PM

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It's his narcissism that I notice the most.

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what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:07:15 PM

azzmaster

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just to reassure those of u that have sent me kinky pix or ade me offers, i do not disclose any of this on the forums unless u request me to. Thai requested me to mention it and so i obliged him, he had taken some new pix and was justifiably proud. So those of u who have requsted the lastest Thor pix, the sae rule applies. U r free to state ur opinions on Thor but ur requests for pix of him will not be revealed to the other members of collarme

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:07:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

ur right hydro, and furthermore i know that all those people who pretend to not be impressed and going to write to me on the downlow and send me some sexy pix

Sorry to burst your bubble azz, but not all of us are impressed and I know I sure won't be writing you on the downlow.

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:08:37 PM

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You know what I noticed right away.......that the woman who's butt he is hovering over does not appear pleased at all. I have continued to wonder if there was a serious education of azz's manners immediately following the taking of that photo.

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:11:42 PM

azzmaster

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i might add since some of u have expressed concern, that if requested i will also post essages reassuring other collarme members that u HAVE NOT requested Thor pix or sent me hot pix. Whether or not u have, i will still swear u haven't if ur worried about ur standing on the collarme forums

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:15:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
I find the Azz to be nothing short of a delight. And quite frankly I have always been touched by his kindness to children and the elderly....Is that not two of the attributes that we judge a man or a country?

You sir, are America.

When did the president start posing Domiguy? M

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:15:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

just to reassure those of u that have sent me kinky pix or ade me offers, i do not disclose any of this on the forums unless u request me to. Thai requested me to mention it and so i obliged him, he had taken some new pix and was justifiably proud. So those of u who have requsted the lastest Thor pix, the sae rule applies. U r free to state ur opinions on Thor but ur requests for pix of him will not be revealed to the other members of collarme

I hate to have to do this, But I do feel the need to translate this. What he meant is:

"Tho, guyth, be a bit nither, pleathe. It'th totally not cool to make fun of me like thith. I want to let all of you know that I'm really cool, jutht none of my friendth want to thay tho in public. Kinda like that profeththor in Beautiful Mind. He had thecret friendth too, and he wath the cooletht one there.

Tho jutht becauthe no one wantth to admit to liking me doethn't mean no one doeth, okay?

Thankth, guyth."

Yours,

benji

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:19:01 PM

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I am still waiting to be impressed

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:19:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

i might add since some of u have expressed concern, that if requested i will also post essages reassuring other collarme members that u HAVE NOT requested Thor pix or sent me hot pix. Whether or not u have, i will still swear u haven't if ur worried about ur standing on the collarme forums

Great way to establish credibility.

"Listen, I'll lie for you, tell everyone it may be a lie. That'll help your 'the lady doth protest too much' image."

I know one Georgian who'll sign up for it, though.

I sincerely doubt anyone thinks anyone who's worried about their CM standing sent you a message.

Yours,

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:19:24 PM

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That's just wrong benji! M

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 7:28:18 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

That's just wrong benji! M

Don't thank me; he said it.

I just translated.

Do we credit Prof. Van den Stupenheimer for translating Goethe, or Goethe for writing the work?

Yours,

benji

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 8:16:47 PM

novicecourtesan

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Two questions that I couldn't resist asking, much like watching America's Next Pussycat Doll earlier this evening:

1. If you put up a post expecting to be flamed, is it's self-flaming? Are you self-flamer? ...and the penalties would be?
2. With all due respect to azzmaster, who I find funny, even if he is actually a small Woody-Allen looking fucker living in the Upper East Side, has anyone wondered whether a master would court such abuse? Wouldn't that kind of masochism be more....sub-like?

azzmaster: I hope you know I jest with...well, not love, but a kind of distant affectionate amusement. :)

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 8:24:01 PM

azzmaster

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well novice, i just like to see who takes obvious satire seriously... i find that city people get it and the ones in the burbs or country think i m actually serious

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 8:26:14 PM

HydroMaster

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Hmm, trying to decide if I should take that seriously or not. After all I am just a small town bumpkin lol.

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 8:30:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

11. none of the above

Ditto

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 8:31:24 PM

azzmaster

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u get points for having the same last 2 sylables in ur screen name as azzmaster

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RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? - 3/6/2007 8:33:53 PM

HydroMaster

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Oh, gee, wow...azzmaster pionts....redeemable for nothing of any value

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