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what do u like most about azzmaster?


Thor
  7% (2)
his insightful posts about anal fisting
  7% (2)
his insightful posts about anal sex
  3% (1)
his ability to impress submissives
  3% (1)
his command of chatspeak
  21% (6)
the fact that he is from new york
  7% (2)
the fact that he is good natured and patient
  14% (4)
his kindness to children and the elderly
  10% (3)
his 2007 mustang 5.0
  25% (7)
Thors adventueres
  0% (0)
11.I am so obsessed with Thor I sometimes forget to eat lunch
  0% (0)


Total Votes : 28
(last vote on : 7/4/2008 7:48:11 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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myobedience -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 8:34:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: thaimeeuppppp

I am not being in the least sarcastic Sir! Have you ever read azzmasters posts on anal fisting? I have the saved and would be more than happy to forward them to you if requested


I'd like to send a pic to you of a male sub who is so into anal fisting that I am not sure his ass/anal spinchter will never again NOT look like a toilet !  I was wondering what that this might do to you clients in the gym?  And your endless need to empty your bowels, without an urge for your spincter is incapable of warning you.
Be careful what you so long for !!



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 8:34:56 PM)

ms poetess, be sure u scroll back to my post on the 1st page where i reveal that voting for # 11 is the code for
"I am so obsessed with Thor sometimes I forget to eat lunch"



MsParados -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 8:39:45 PM)

I lost count ..... I'd be number 15 maybe 16 for the none existent "nothing at all"
what is it about people that think being arrogant and crass is "being real" or that claiming to be from a metro area makes them more enlightened? as if New Yorkers didn't already have a bad name?  thaaanx...



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 8:41:47 PM)

new yorkers don't have a bad name in new york, which is about the only place that counts besides perhaps boston and chicago



catize -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 9:08:50 PM)

Well, I can appreciate that you are consistently one-dimensional in that you are obsessively focused on one ass-pect of sexual activity.
I find a great deal of humor in the fact that you believe you have a clue what D/s is about.
Thanks for asking!




azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 9:33:50 PM)

i know whats good... and i m sure u have a lovely ass



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 10:41:06 PM)

myobedience...that is y i try 2 educate people on the art of anal fisting. if done right there is no harm at all, but one must b skilled at it



litleone8620 -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 11:02:24 PM)

I like the fact that he's consistent. You never get any suprises when you read a post by him.



desertdancer -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 11:11:03 PM)

Does it worry anyone else that somewhere in his posts he claims to be a cop? Maan am I glad I'm not livin' in the U.S. anymore....

~dancer



ElectraGlide -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 11:20:20 PM)

Azz you are such a popular guy. Have you considered running for President ?



ElectraGlide -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 11:23:14 PM)

Hey Azz Thor can be your running mate. Azz for President and Thor for Vice President, it has a nice ring to it.



AquaticSub -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 11:33:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Oh, I'd have to say your modesty and refusal to self-promote yourself.


Seconded



soultoshare -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/6/2007 11:34:38 PM)

you know Chylde, the first time i saw his pic, i got the feeling that he was sneaking up on her, and it was snapped just before she turned around and boxed his ears.....I thought it was just me......but, Great minds think alike!

Personally, I'm also thinking none of the above.....and the fact he's reproducing is even scarier!  Those poor kids...hope they take after Mom!



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 12:14:09 AM)

running for president seems so.... democratic... i would rather be King... or the god of love :)



upsurd1 -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 12:46:16 AM)

I liked ur posts on anal fisting, Sir, and would like to see more about specific experiences you had with it. I am curious about how often you think it is healthy to do.I worry about hemmoroids.



georgejames68 -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 4:18:25 AM)

What did I like the most????? I noticed that I was the only one looking at the thread, everybody else got disgusted and left like I'm about to do!!!!!!!



hammernhoney -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 6:49:06 AM)

azz has that"I am a legend in my own mind phobia"smiles...IN his fertile mind his little Twinkie has grown into the big ol" monster,I keep telling him to post a pic and put his money where his Twinkie is but azz is a good ol" fellow I guess just delusional smiles.....bounty



adaddysgirl -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:06:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You know what I noticed right away.......that the woman who's butt he is hovering over does not appear pleased at all. I have continued to wonder if there was a serious education of azz's manners immediately following the taking of that photo. 


Well maybe she just farted...and he's sniffing (which would account for the big grin).  Ya know...some guys do like that  [:D]
 
And count me in the choice of number 12:  that is nothing  [sm=noway.gif]
 
Daddysgirl



StellaByStarlite -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 7:19:17 AM)

Hello. =)

I like Mr. Azzmaster because he obviously does not give a rat's um, ass, what people think of him. He posts whatever he damn well feels like and refuses to play the virtual clique games. And people absolutely love to hate him. He doesn't take this too seriously, which is refreshing.

Cheers,
Stella =)



azzmaster -> RE: what do u like most about azzmaster? (3/7/2007 8:08:35 AM)

stella my girl, its good 2 find there r still some people with a sense of irony... to all of u requesting me to put up thor pix... u know CM won't let me, but just write to me on email and i will send some when i can... i believe in sharing the wealth



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