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MistressYlwa -> Andy Rooney and Women Over 40 (3/7/2007 6:44:42 AM)
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In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about
women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over
40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can
get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they
age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get
past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger
counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have
to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a
multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic
in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Femmes & Fellas, forward to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female
friends over 40; or even those who haven't yet reached 40 , because someday
they will!
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