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Catholic Parrots - 3/7/2007 4:58:54 PM

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'" "How shocking!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. "You know, I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed the female parrots in the cage. Immediately, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

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RE: Catholic Parrots - 3/7/2007 5:13:06 PM

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A burglar breaks into a house at night and begins to search for valuables. He hears a voice saying "Jesus is watching you". He quickly turns his flashlight in the direction of the voice and sees a parrot watching him from inside a cage.
He walks over to the cage, sees a name tag on the cage that says "Moses" and says to the parrot "Who the fuck names their parrot Moses?"
The parrot answers him, "The same people that named their pit bull, Jesus".

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RE: Catholic Parrots - 6/30/2007 11:05:53 AM

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there both funny as

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RE: Catholic Parrots - 7/1/2007 5:46:28 AM

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hahahahaha to both

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RE: Catholic Parrots - 7/2/2007 12:14:07 AM

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I don't remember the name of the comic strip but in one episode they suggested that the ultimate fun was to buy a parrot and teach it to say "what are you doing put down the knife oh god please no" ...and then invite friends over.

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RE: Catholic Parrots - 7/2/2007 10:47:13 AM

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Thanks for the Monday laughs

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RE: Catholic Parrots - 7/4/2007 3:03:26 AM

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No wonder pets are good for our mental health!

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RE: Catholic Parrots - 7/4/2007 3:15:30 AM

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My grandmother used to watch a parrot that belonged to this priest. It was scary... it would sing Glory to God in the morning... and in the middle of the night, cackle like mad before mimicking a baby's cry. I think it was posessed.

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