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The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/7/2007 5:27:50 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail when a tall,
 handsome, sexy man walked toward her.
 He leaned over and whispered, "I'll do anything,.....
 absolutely anything, you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
 $20.00. Just tell me what you want in just three words."
 The woman considered for a moment, and pressed a $20 bill in his
 hand, looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
 
 
 
 
 
 said...."Clean my house."

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/7/2007 8:46:50 PM   
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To be fair, I had heard this joke years ago -- but with the gender roles reversed.  Either way it's hilarious.

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/12/2007 5:01:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		this is my first time hearing it...that was awesome~

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/12/2007 5:22:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ohhhhh, I get it.  Hahahaha ROFLCOPTER LOL LOL LOL!!!!1111

It was funny because he was expecting her to say something really sexy but instead it was just mundane.  lol!!!

LOLERCAUST!!!  LotusSong, never leave, k?

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/12/2007 7:26:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		how very cute

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/13/2007 5:27:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmm he can clean my house next.

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/13/2007 5:57:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am a slob. She would surely give back the $20.

Hmmm, better go edit my profile or I won't get any hits if my messy house is known. I'll have to promise to clean my house once. Then it is easy to maintain.

But then for $20 someone could clean my car. Any takers ?

I'm not talking any kind of full detailing here. And it was just cleaned, hmmmmm, I'll have to think about that. ..............................

Question : Does a dealership clean a new car when they sell it ? Does building the car count as a cleaning ?

Well, I can say this much, it may have not been cleaned in 1987 but it was clean in 1987. Or perhaps it was built in late 1986, so I can assuerdly say that it was just clean 19 years ago.

So, if there are any takers I would like an appointment for sometime in the spring. Twenty bucks on the barrelhead. That might be over a dollar a year.

Maybe I should sleep on it.

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/13/2007 6:07:54 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Oops, my math was off, that's 20 or 21 years. It's less than a dollar a year. I'll pay.

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/13/2007 7:51:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL ... that was great ... now where do i find a lady like that

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/13/2007 8:06:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		wasn't it the other way around, and the words were "Paint My House" ?

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/13/2007 8:37:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BrainSlugs83

wasn't it the other way around, and the words were "Paint My House" ?


So I hear :)

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RE: The Ultimate Female Joke - 3/14/2007 4:45:22 PM   
ladyofthecastle


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Status: offline 		How about "walk my dogs?"

*smiles*

I wonder;
A beagle, st. bernard and a naked pet (male slave).. Twenty bucks.. I would pay that, if I could tape it!

LOL

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