petdave -> RE: What kind of sub/slave are you? (3/9/2007 6:35:41 AM)
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i do what she needs me to do. i do all of the housework, 90% of the cooking (i work late some nights, then she has TV dinners), yard work (almost four acres of tropical chaos), vehicle maintenance (when her car was caught in a flooded intersection, i replaced the engine), computer maintenance, home improvements (electrical, carpentry, painting, plumbing), bring home 60% of our income, talk to people so that she doesn't have to (since i'm on meds for social anxiety disorder and she isn't), do all the driving on long car trips so that she can sleep, help with her grad school assignments, take care of the four-legged pets (five... anybody want some cat hair? It's really soft...), help with random projects she decides to take on (You need a five foot tall set of bat wings for a Halloween costume? Okay...), about 75% of the grocery shopping, paint her nails every Sunday... i am the one-slave service army. (hint- it's a lot easier if you do everything half-assed)
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