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Viagra - 3/9/2007 7:35:07 AM

Starrshine

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered
were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally
pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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RE: Viagra - 3/9/2007 9:29:52 AM

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That was a great one...still laughing, thank you.

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RE: Viagra - 3/9/2007 11:12:04 AM

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Of course, you can make your own Viagra at home. The ingredients are 5% aspirin and 95% Fix-A-Flat

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RE: Viagra - 4/8/2007 5:29:18 PM

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"Of course, you can make your own Viagra at home. The ingredients are 5% aspirin and 95% Fix-A-Flat"

Is this true?

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RE: Viagra - 4/12/2007 6:29:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: electriclove

"Of course, you can make your own Viagra at home. The ingredients are 5% aspirin and 95% Fix-A-Flat"

Is this true?

Try it !!

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RE: Viagra - 4/12/2007 7:02:00 PM

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quote:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names...

Holy shit! I'm getting laugh pains in my sides! Thanks!

< Message edited by Marc2b -- 4/12/2007 7:04:18 PM >

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RE: Viagra - 4/12/2007 8:04:57 PM

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Starrshine, thats funny as hell!

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RE: Viagra - 4/12/2007 8:06:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: electriclove

"Of course, you can make your own Viagra at home. The ingredients are 5% aspirin and 95% Fix-A-Flat"

Is this true?

Of course it is! You read it on the internet!

*giggle*

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RE: Viagra - 4/12/2007 8:11:51 PM

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It's kind of funny but it is as old as when viagra first came on the market. It's like the old e-mail jokes that never seem to end...

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