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ClosetSinner -> Clean, but funny joke (3/10/2007 3:01:27 AM)
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A lady and her husband decide to take a vacation to their timeshared lakehome. The husband decides to take a nap, so the wife gets in his fishing boat so she can read a book out on the lake. While reading her book a lake patrolman comes over in his boat. He says to the lady, "There's no fishing allowed on this lake." The lady says, "I know that I'm reading my book as you can see." The man says, "Lady, you say you're not fishing, but you have all the equipment. I'm going to have to arrest you." The lady says, "Fine, and when you take me in I'm going to charge you with rape." The officer says,"I never touched you!" To which the lady replied, "No, but you have all the equipment."
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