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seekstofasn8adom -> I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 4:36:48 AM)

Most funniest message that you have received to date?Just out of interest please,thanks to all who reply here.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 8:12:47 AM)

a male sub who wanted to fuck my pussy while Daddy sucked his cock. i had giggles all day and didn't reply back to him



mnottertail -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 8:15:28 AM)

'Scuse me here, I thought I was a fairly disturbed chunk of machinery, but how in the fuck could that possibly work even in a fantasy? 

Ron



domiguy -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 8:35:39 AM)

Obviously the sub has meticulously sawed and cut her cunt so it could be removed intact...thereby enabling penetration of her pussy as well as the simultaneous cock sucking action....Brilliant!!!



kc692 -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 8:39:32 AM)

I got this one from a dom friend of mine.....

On uR kneez BitHc!!!!

How else will you check my pulse after you knock me out?

[sm=banana.gif] I laughed till I cried!!!!!!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 9:59:39 AM)

next time he messages me, i'll ask him



FelinePersuasion -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 10:10:06 AM)

Quite simple, you use a dildo on the slaves pussy, leaving his cock free for her daddy.

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

'Scuse me here, I thought I was a fairly disturbed chunk of machinery, but how in the fuck could that possibly work even in a fantasy? 

Ron




Tantriqu -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 10:42:06 AM)

My [least] favourites, which I choose to be amused by:  [and let Me tell you, I get a LOT of this ilk]:
1.  'i am intelligint'
2.  I send a polite 'no thanks' reply, then they flame Me with cuss words
3.  'i was a switch but i need to be Your sub' [then they proceed to tell Me what I will wear to fulfill their fantasies]



but the one that makes Me lMAo just before I hit the 'block sender' button:
4.  'i'm not TV or bi- I just like to dress like a female hooker and suck cock'



HydroMaster -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 11:01:21 PM)

"Don't you ever email me again you sick freak!".....from some crazy ass subie and I had never even looked at her profile let alone emailing her.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 11:10:07 PM)

she said why don't she send me her used panties so I can have her scent, before paying her money and coming to brazil. When I told her nice try she'd been reported for soliciting money she told me man I was crazy.



litleone8620 -> RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but what is the (3/10/2007 11:24:07 PM)

I had a guy tell me i'm a man and a fraud because i wouldn't give out my yahoo ID to him after the first e-mail.

After i deleted the e-mail and blocked the guy, he had someone he knew, a female switch ask me why i'm a fraud, and after i calmly explained to her that i was leery of internet people, she immediately called me both a male and a fraud. Then informs me she's going to tell everyone i'm a fraud.

Quite the interesting experience




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