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domiguy -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 9:00:10 AM)

Every one of my toes have been engineered ot project just the proper amount of dominance.

Speaking of camel toe...There is one regular poster who appears to be suffering from a significant bout of Camel Toe in her pic, which is her avatar.....The question I put to you is ....Can you spot the camel toe in this picture????...( for ages from 7-10)



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 9:35:20 AM)

i had one on another site who did the same like this - typing a very long sexy story about going to a concert that i'm reviewing with him ..dancing sexy in front of him and after it's over, going back to his place for kinky fun. oh he was very detailed about having on my knees in the hallway sucking him to writing the review on my laptop while he's spanking and fucking me. then he asked if i could hurry back and finish the story. i didn't hurry back - told him i was going to a concert with another guy and he would have to read the ending later with it's posted on the station's site.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 9:46:09 AM)

What does it mean if your little toe is bigger than your big toe....LMAO



bearincuffs -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 9:47:18 AM)

It means that it didn't want to be the smallest one in the bunch!!!!



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 9:48:38 AM)

It didnt want to "wee, wee, wee, all the way home?



SexyRed -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 9:49:16 AM)

Here is one that came in today:

hi
my name is xxxxx. I'm looking for a girl like u i could transform to my perfect bimbo (ultra sexy slim girl) like a beautiful pornstar. I will pay for breast implants, full lips and so on. contact me



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 9:55:19 AM)

trying to imagine an ultra slim pornstar with DDs like mine - LOL!  she'll break into two from the weight!

i have breasties to spare - all natural no plastic in my DDs



BadJezebel -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 10:02:52 AM)

My wierdest email came from an old guy who refered to himself in the third person as "slave", that's not my thing, but then, he went on to claim to have just been released from OWK, Other World Kingdom..... He claimed some really CRAZY stuff like weeklong starvations (just a bucket of water to last a week) while being beaten until he was bloody and then said how wonderful the the "Goddesses" there were.  I replied saying something like, "Stockholm Syndrome is just not something I find attractive".   



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 10:05:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Ok, I just got an email asking me If my second toe was bigger than my big toe, and if it was, he wasnt going to talk to me..lol

What is your strangest email?


While not my strangest e-mail, I did get a humorous one relating to feet.  The guy wanted to know my shoe size.  I asked him why, and he said that he believed the larger a woman's foot, the more dominant she was.  He was particularly looking for women with size 11 and larger feet.  I told him I didn't meet his qualifications, as I only wear size 9, and that furthermore, his theory was one of the most ridiculous things I ever heard.  I know some VERY dominant women who wear only a size 5 or 6 shoe, and some VERY submissive women with large feet.  He said that he would still consider me, because at size 9, my feet are "larger than average" so it therefore follows that I must be "more dominant than average."  I wrote the guy off at this point because I am seeking an intelligent sub, and he didn't sound like a fit, LOL.
 
Probably the strangest thing I got was an IM on AOL a few years ago from a guy who wanted to know if I was into cannabilism.  He had some sort of weird fantasy about a woman taking his life and eating his flesh.  It was too weird for me, and I just ended up blocking him.
 
Lady Topaz




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 10:08:26 AM)

Cannabilism!  Wow, that is strange!!!!



lighthearted -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 3:32:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: eyesopened

There is a strange myth that the second toe being larger than the big toe is a sign of natural Dominance where that which should be second is greater than that which should be first.  


really?  because I always heard that meant you were gay.  (I'm being serious here)



RobertCloud -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 3:32:52 PM)

Actually, there is a whole sub-culture out there but it is usually the females that are the ones that fantasize about being cannabalized. They are called Dorcett-girls or something like that. I went to a few links and the stories were atrocious and sick.

These people fantasize about being roasted, boiled, impaled and barbequed, etc.. and eaten. Some go so far as even having parts of themselves cut off and truly eaten. As I said.. TRULY SICK..

I am tolerant of most fetishes but this is one I ran into here on collarme when someone advertised themselves and it was the fastest I ever blocked and hid the profile.



lighthearted -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 3:38:25 PM)

I wonder if it has anything to do with the Anne Rice book, I think it was "Queen of the Damned".  it had the two sisters that came from a culture that ate the body of the loved ones after they had passed away.

bleeeech.



cjenny -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 3:42:55 PM)

Dolcett.. google it. Don't blame me for the squick! There were a couple of guys in Germany that were into it, made for some creepy news reading.



Mikal -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:28:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted
because I always heard that meant you were gay.  (I'm being serious here)

Being not of the het community, I can't personally dispute this, but I doubt it. The way I see it, your genetic's are different, so one toe grows larger than it would idealy. Just like everything else that is/n't ideal.



bearincuffs -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:31:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lighthearted

quote:

ORIGINAL: eyesopened

There is a strange myth that the second toe being larger than the big toe is a sign of natural Dominance where that which should be second is greater than that which should be first.  


really?  because I always heard that meant you were gay.  (I'm being serious here)


Ahhh  so that's the reason, roflmao.



FukinTroll -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:38:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SexyRed

Here is one that came in today:

hi
my name is xxxxx. I'm looking for a girl like u i could transform to my perfect bimbo (ultra sexy slim girl) like a beautiful pornstar. You will pay for breast implants, full lips and so on. contact me


I want to use that with the above change.



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