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Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 8:20:17 AM   
Rule


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Status: offline 		Please pray for my noisy neighbour. Pray that he inherits a fortune, or a mansion, or that he gets a fabulous job in a place far away from me, or that he sees the light and pursues a life of spiritual happiness as a hermit in some benevolent desert where nobody can hear him.

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 9:29:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Best bet is to befriend him and make him feel bad about being noisy.

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 11:41:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Rule, honey, you're too sweet. If it were me I'd show them exactly how loud MY stereo could go.

LMAO

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 11:46:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		 I love how Lorelei thinks...You could try to talk to him but if that doesn't work........find some beautiful Mexican music and blare it..if that doesn't work go gospel....that never fails

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 12:21:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll pray, but if that don't work start stockpiling lye.   

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 12:24:10 PM   
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C'mon fuckin I wanna know.

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 12:27:22 PM   
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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 12:29:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ah the correct lye is a vital element. One simply dessicates the body and preserves it while the other causes it to decompose quickly with the least amount of odor. Start stockpiling in small increments now Rule. Never know when it might come in handy...

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 1:53:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Ah the correct lye is a vital element. One simply dessicates the body and preserves it while the other causes it to decompose quickly with the least amount of odor. Start stockpiling in small increments now Rule. Never know when it might come in handy...


Should we be concerned that you know this, Ms. Jo?

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:16:32 PM   
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Should we be concerned that you know this, Ms. Jo?



Perhaps...

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:17:58 PM   
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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:20:20 PM   
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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:21:23 PM   
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dc just worry if you are near by.


DC knows I adore him. He has nothing to worry about...Some Trolls however may have a little bit to fear.





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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:22:29 PM   
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Well, of course, that poses the question I posed to Benji in another thread: You take requests?


Depends on whether you ask SlurpyTroll nicely...

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:27:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

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dc just worry if you are near by.


DC knows I adore him. He has nothing to worry about...Some Trolls however may have a little bit to fear.






Would that, by chance, be a Dalmeresque adoration?

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:30:50 PM   
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Would that, by chance, be a Dalmeresque adoration


Nah, My jigsaw is still jammed from the last....never mind.

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:45:19 PM   
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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:48:39 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Yep. Jigsaw was much cooler than Dalmer.


Umm yeah that's what I said, I was in no way inferring that MY jigsaw was jammed up and I haven't fixed it yet. Nor was I referring to a previous thread that hinted at my needing the brains of male subs to survive here on earth. Nope...I wasn't in any way doing that.

BTW its' Dahmer.


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How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:55:26 PM   
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RE: Please pray for my neighbour - 3/10/2007 2:58:10 PM   
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Hmm.... I don't think I would have owned that "BTW" thang. You should have just pleaded ignorance.


Shit!

Rule, you wouldn't happen to need a jigsaw would you...I have one I'm selling rather inexpensively. Barely used.

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How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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