The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity



Message

domiguy -> The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 8:48:41 AM)

I went out and had a few brews with the boys so I slept in this morning....Now it's kind of late in the morning and I am heading out the door to go ice fishing....So many seem to have questions about how this,car.work,sub.food...etc fits in to "wiitwd"....When possibly we were all just to afraid to ask the real question.....How does Ice Fishing relate to BDSM?

1) Your answers will be judged on the basis of originality as well as insight.

2) Any references to  the catching of "ice" and I will dig out your cunt with a rusty spoon.

3) Winners will receive free tuition and materials to one of my "sensitivity training seminars"....So good luck!



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 1:16:37 PM)

Duh Ice fishing is related toBDSM because you use the sub as bait. It's a well known fact that there is no better bait. Hypothermia may become problematic but you simply solve this by thawing them out near the wood burning stove or whatever is being used for warmth then toss them back in. The trick is to sufficiently train the submissive in being able to hold their breath for long periods of time. Yes, yes there are those that say a reed or snorkel can be used for breathing apparatus but those people aren't purists to the art of ice fishing. Purists know that the bubbles can scare off the fish and the really big ones are always found in the deep water. Thus the need for long breath holding training.

Ya know, I really thought you knew all this already. I'm disappointed.



susie -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 1:19:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I went out and had a few brews with the boys so I slept in this morning....Now it's kind of late in the morning and I am heading out the door to go ice fishing....So many seem to have questions about how this,car.work,sub.food...etc fits in to "wiitwd"....When possibly we were all just to afraid to ask the real question.....How does Ice Fishing relate to BDSM?

1) Your answers will be judged on the basis of originality as well as insight.

2) Any references to  the catching of "ice" and I will dig out your cunt with a rusty spoon.

3) Winners will receive free tuition and materials to one of my "sensitivity training seminars"....So good luck!


Sod it! Can we just skip the nonsense and go straight to the rusty spoon bit????



FukinTroll -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 1:20:08 PM)

OH! Ice fishing... I thought it was Ice Fisting... I was thinking azz was on a new rant.



fergus -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 1:21:27 PM)

Because you are hanging your worm out there in the cold, cold world to try to hook some fish.

fergus



sleazybutterfly -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 4:04:32 PM)

First you have your sub cut the hole for you naked (humiliation), you then have her put the worm on (needle play), after the fish is caught its stuck in a basket (breath play), then it has its scales removed with a knife (edge play), you cook the fish over an open fire (fireplay), then you pick out the bones and eat it while your sub gives you a blow job (food play).



missturbation -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 4:09:05 PM)

Sorry but the real question here is why anyone would choose to go fishing of any kind when they could be doing something far more interesting like shoe shopping, having sex or tormenting a poor unsuspecting slave like myself ? [:D]



puella -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 4:27:48 PM)

It allows for homo-erotic bonding whilst wielding  potential weapons and bondage material without any societal judgement...and aren't those little houses they use filled with naked pictures of dirty girls doing all sorts of incriminateing things?



petdave -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 5:16:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
How does Ice Fishing relate to BDSM?


Simple... the "M".
If sitting around on a frozen lake all day isn't masochism, i don't know what is! i'll think of you when i'm out sailing tomorrow [:D]

...dave



Aileen68 -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 7:14:51 PM)

Because we have red snappers.



FukinTroll -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 7:21:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

It allows for homo-erotic bonding whilst wielding  potential weapons and bondage material without any societal judgement...and aren't those little houses they use filled with naked pictures of dirty girls doing all sorts of incriminateing things?


Nope. They wash them first.



FukinTroll -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 7:22:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Because we have red snappers.


Got pink pinchers?



dcnovice -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 8:39:11 PM)

quote:

Because you are hanging your worm out there in the cold, cold world to try to hook some fish.


Does the cold cause shrinkage?



domiguy -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/10/2007 8:47:37 PM)

Well it was a tough day on the ice...Most of the fish were small...So you can all "perch on this." ....Anywhoo just got back from seeing "300"...Pretty good flick...The theater was to crowded to get a "little sumn sumn" from sub susie.....

You are all soooo clever...How's that working out for you, being clever? You folks are some of the most interesting single serving friends I've ever met.

Red snappers, using subs as bait, homo-erotic bonding. masochism, and shoe shopping....it has nothing to do with shit....I was hungover ....If I could piss on you all I would...But alas, poor sub susie is the only person present in a Domidong's streams reach....So she'll have to do...

Spring is in the air...It's good to get out and feel humanesque again....Take care all...Hey Fukin...Going to brew some mead in the next few weeks...Only problem is that it is supposed to age for at least 6 months before it begins to reach it's tasty potential....Might send you a bottle of the finished product...

Tired. Good night.



Aileen68 -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/11/2007 3:41:58 AM)

Damn....I was so close to winning the big prize.
Must go throw myself off a big bridge now.  Good bye cruel world.

Edited for really stupid pre-coffee spelling.  D'oh.



domiguy -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/11/2007 12:13:07 PM)

Not a "high" bridge please ..Because your drop will be "unpleasantly" stopped by thirteen inches of pink steel in your hiney.



missturbation -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/11/2007 12:18:07 PM)

If I could piss on you all I would...

I think you might reconsider that after reading my princess and the pee fairy tale.
 
http://www.collarchat.com/m_883164/tm.htm



Quivver -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/11/2007 12:54:08 PM)

Move over Suzie.........  here's the real deal.  First the sub loads up the truck with the Ice House, packs all the gear in the back, including the cooler with more then enough brew for Master and his friends.  Sub warms up the truck then moves to the passenger seat to let Master drive.  Sub unloads the Ice house, cut's hole, brings out gear and brew, set's up nice soft chair for Master to fish from.  Sub calls Master from the warm truck....... Sub opens brew for Master who is now sitting in the comfy fishing chair, then opens brew for Masters friends.  Sub baits hook, drops line and wait's for a bite, then hands Master the pole to catch fish.  Sub then celebrates the first catch by giving a nice warm blow job to Master before going off to clean the fish.  ......... get the idea?  



domiguy -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/11/2007 1:41:00 PM)

Ok, I still kinda have a hankering to pee on all of you....And everytime I see Quivver's avatar I can't decide if I should kick that box...Or fuck whatever the fuck that thing is under the box....Decisions for another day...There is some wisdom in Quivver's post,,,,And I would enjoy seeing a subs bright red frozen ass after she's done deepthroating the Domidong....Perhaps even a treble hook through the nipple might be a nice touch...Hmmmm..



Quivver -> RE: The One and only "LIFESTYLE" question!! (3/11/2007 2:06:30 PM)

quote:  [Awaiting Approval]

[>:] i'm just so impatient!  cant wait to hear if i got it right! 



Page: [1] 2   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.046875