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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:17:10 PM   
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i'm a sucker for puns, so intentional or not, that was funny!!!

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:18:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

So I can kidnap you now, shine a bright light in your eyes, and slap you around with a rubber hose?


i love it when you whisper sweet nothings, Silver...mmmmmmmmmmmmm



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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:22:08 PM   
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Whisper humm, lean a little closer . . .

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:26:32 PM   
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leaning in very very close....yessss?????

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:27:58 PM   
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Munch, munch, munch. but better when stuffed with cream cheese. Would you like a bite of ear, after all it was yours?

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:31:49 PM   
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no thanks...i'm trying to cut down....

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:36:54 PM   
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Being cut down, that's another dept.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:44:12 PM   
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sheesh...& i suppose i have to call one of those 877 numbers & pick from the following menu options???

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:46:11 PM   
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You should have no problem with it though we hired consultants to design it. Sadist's Inc. I think.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 7:52:10 PM   
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oh, the same ones who designed the phone answering system for my bank...& weren't they responsible for the voice-activated software so many companies are using on their phone systems?  you know, "say what street you are looking for"

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:02:05 PM   
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I think Nurse Ratchet provided them with the specs.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:02:47 PM   
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that bitch!!!

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:05:01 PM   
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Calm down they will have your electro-shock ready in a minute.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:11:42 PM   
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i'll just sit here in the corner sucking my thumb, waiting patiently.....

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:15:08 PM   
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That's a good girl.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:17:37 PM   
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Time for your rectal temp, they will need that before putting the electrodes in.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:20:35 PM   
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now may i have my medication & a couple of those wonderful silent films to watch???  pretty please???

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:25:36 PM   
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One red one, two blue ones, three green ones, four yellow ones, five purple ones; on second thought I'll take the puple one's.

Now a movie: "The Little Blue Bird" 1918, Maurice Tourneur director.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:32:34 PM   
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Mytyl & Tyltyl????

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/15/2007 8:35:07 PM   
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Maybe I gave her a few to many yellow ones. Oh, well have some black one's that might help.

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