AquarianMale53
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A woman woke up and told her husband about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10." Husband: "What about one my size?" Wife: "Didn't get a bid!" Husband wants revenge, so next morning tells his wife about his last night's dream. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10." Wife: "What about ones like mine?" Husband: "That's where they held the auction."
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