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Starrshine -> Ranch hands. (3/12/2007 1:22:00 PM)
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching,
so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided
to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house
than the drunk.
The gay ranch hand proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard
side and the ranch was doing very well.
One day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the
ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The
hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for
him. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off" she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed
each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
floor.
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"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you'll be fired!"
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