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nyrisa -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/12/2007 9:53:02 PM)

It's not cheating if:

You do it to get a promotion.




RobertCloud -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/12/2007 10:20:17 PM)

It is not cheating if they are on the list of five people that you and your partner made up before you were exclusive that if you ever ran into you could have a fling with.

It is not cheating if you and your Significant Other sleep is separate beds.

It is not cheating if you are taking prescription medications and you can blame them for psychotic behavior.

It is not cheating if your Significant Other told you that you had to take a break from each other for a few days and it happens during those few days.

It is not cheating if it happens where NOBODY knows your name.




kittensmailbox -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/12/2007 10:24:30 PM)

It is not cheating if they are on your list of 10 on Alltel or on your yahoo list.... lol lol




RobertCloud -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/12/2007 10:32:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz

if it was a steward(ess)
it was a celebrity/model
I was drunk


Okay... I like this one.. then that means if you do a GOOGLE SEARCH with my name and the title of my book "Toy's Story" there are over 150 hits... so I am a celebrity... hmmm.. okay ladies.. that means it is not cheating if you do it with me.... any takers.... lol....  SMACK... turns looks at my babygirl... I am only kidding sweetie.. I really am.. I would never cheat on my little precious slave.... SMACK!!!!!




AquaticSub -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/12/2007 10:41:19 PM)

It's not cheating if your spouse can't cook, forcing you to sleep with someone else just to get some good breakfast.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:00:16 AM)

      I think monogomy is over rated. I have slept with (I lost count) of how many married men that tell me "i love my wife" and have been married 10 years+ ...even had a fling for awhile with a man married over 20 years...so long as they pay my bills, somewhat satisfy me sexually (laughs) and keep drama out of my life- who am I to complain? I figure it this way, if he's cheating there is something obviously lacking in their marriage and it's not "my" business to figure out what that is. I currently have a married man who comes to "visit" me on a semi-regular basis, once a week who now pays my cable bill and takes me shopping when I feel the need....what better arrangement....Most (not all) men are liars and cheats so this way, I KNOW what I am getting and can't get myself hurt......so...in saying all of this..

*it's not cheating if you don't give a damn[8D]




Attendedkarma -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:32:22 AM)

DAMN Jersey i wanna find me one of thoes...lol...............and i totally like the one where if its your ex it dosent count.........lol i actually used that one before [:D]

it dosent count if your convinced taht the relationship is over, weither or not the other person knows it is a diffrent story and their problem...




Lordandmaster -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:33:05 AM)

It's not cheating if she's just testing out her new tits.




Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 1:01:47 AM)

Then that would similarly mean that it is not cheating if his Viagara has not worn off yet.




gooddogbenji -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 4:45:06 AM)

It's not cheating if you have some debilitating mental disorder that lets you blame it for everything, such as uncontrollable falling down syndrome.

Yours,


benji




StellaByStarlite -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 5:22:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

It's not cheating if when finished, you kill her...Simply to show your "true one and only" the depth of your love.



It's not cheating if he/she is already....can't say 'cuz of TOS


Stella




missturbation -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:09:33 PM)

Its plain and simply not cheating if im doing the cheating. [:D]




gooddogbenji -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:19:46 PM)

It's not cheating if she's your slave.

It's not cheating if you're too cool to care.

Yours,


benji




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:50:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Its not cheating if you dont know the other persons name
 


and you are . uhhh ... hmmmm ..... well ...... hmmmmm let me get back to you ....

It's not cheating according to howard stern if you leave your boxers on

*pulls mine back up and walks out*




missturbation -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:55:50 PM)

Hey the only cheating id be doing at the moment would be cheating on my rabbit, left hand, right hand, power shower etc etc and they all know about each other so im not cheating. [:D]
 
However if you would like to be added to the list ill keep you a secret from them all and it would be like erm cheating lol. I know your name and i dont wear boxers so we cant go down that avenue [;)]




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 12:59:55 PM)

ha ha ... your wrong my name is not Joe Boxer .... thats just a brand name ... [8D]
 
is it cheating if i switch hands without getting consent from the right one ??




missturbation -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 1:06:19 PM)

Yes so don't do it you nefarious cuddly thing ya [;)]




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 1:08:39 PM)

is it cheating if I drop my load in her shoe ??
 
and I'm not cuddly dammmmmmit !!!!




missturbation -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 1:12:39 PM)

In my shoe it would be just wrong, you know i luv my shoes.
In someone elses hmm debatable.
Ok nefarious snuggle bunny one [:D]




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: It's not cheating if................. (3/13/2007 1:17:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

In my shoe it would be just wrong, you know i luv my shoes.
In someone elses hmm debatable.
Ok nefarious EVIL one [:D]


there ....... all better

*pulls up my joe boxers and dives out the window*




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