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It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 4:39:23 PM

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Flicking through a magazine today and came across an article where men had been asked what constituted as cheating. Here are some of their replies which made me laugh and say whaaaaaaaaat!!

* It's not cheating if she looks like your girlfriend.
* Tongue in her mouth: cheating. Tongue in your mouth: not cheating.
* Phone sex is alright, isnt it? If its not physical it doesnt actually count.
* If you wear two condoms its not cheating.
* When my ex was away my female mate gave me a blow job. I wouldnt let
   her kiss me though - thats too intimate.
* Its not cheating if it hasnt got an official name. Rubbing each other pants
   on, thats not got a title has it?

Wtf   ?????????

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 4:53:55 PM

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it's not cheating if you got paid

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 4:55:39 PM

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According to my exhusband, hookers are not cheating. If you pay for sex, or seek out sex, without pursuing a relationship of any kind.. is not cheating.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 4:56:10 PM

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* Its not cheating if you are in a different zip / post code

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 4:59:35 PM

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It's not cheating if he doesn't cum in you.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:06:34 PM

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it's not cheating if it's someone of the same sex

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:08:01 PM

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It's not cheating if you never get caught.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:11:54 PM

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It's not cheating if your patner has cancer or some other termal illness.
It's also not cheating if he/she is out of town.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:14:06 PM

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it's not cheating if communication is open between significant others and nothing is hidden

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:14:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

* Its not cheating if you are in a different zip / post code

my ex husband said that while trying to explain his first wife whom he's still married to.

it's not cheating if you only reach 3rd base

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:15:44 PM

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Mike, we are looking for the ridiculous reasons men and women use, not the real definition. Unfortunately, I have head a lot of these reasons to justify guys that hit on me.

Another one I heard, its not cheating if the significant other is unsatisfying in bed, and they are trying to "save the marriage by getting their sex elsewhere so they can dedicate their emotion to their SO"

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:17:15 PM

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Its not cheating if you dont know the other persons name

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 5:17:54 PM

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well, in that case:

it's not cheating if you both wear a bag over your heads

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 6:50:29 PM

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lmfao....i actually had sex with a guy from collarme once and when I got up in the morning and he called me i was like "what's your name again"??

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 6:53:55 PM

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It's not cheating if it's in the ass.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 7:04:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well, in that case:

it's not cheating if you both wear a bag over your heads

The corollary to that is that it's not cheating if you keep your eyes closed when you do it.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 7:06:53 PM

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It's not cheating if you don't cum

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 7:07:30 PM

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It's not cheating if you tell your partner about it afterwards.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 7:10:41 PM

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Or if you only did it once.

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RE: It's not cheating if................. - 3/12/2007 7:10:42 PM

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If not cheating if he can't get you off.

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