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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 4:52:27 AM

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Thors reputation preceeds him

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 12:12:19 PM

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Thors reputation preceeds him

Yes and the tip behind this one would be to stay well away from thor as he and the person he is attached to have a rep for being complete dicks.

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 2:50:55 PM

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Yes it has, on another thread I think someone wanted to stuff Thor into Tofu.

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 4:12:52 PM

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maybe if it was extra firm tofu...

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 4:44:13 PM

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Extra firm or not its meat free you penis !!

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 4:53:54 PM

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whateva feels good n heats up easy...
anyway back to the question at hand...a good sex tip is to not be cheap with a date. 1st time u invite someone out go the whole 9 yards... nice meal n convo.. open doors... when i get 2 know em or meet doin play that is another thing

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 4:55:50 PM

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Azzmaster...just because they make fun of Thor...should forget the lube...that'll put them back in their place, when they squirm...begging god for mercy. And if its still loose...definately find another ass.

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 4:59:59 PM

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Hows that a sex tip? Thats a dating tip lol.
Give us a sex tip that isnt related to anal for gods sake

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 5:01:05 PM

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Azzmaster...just because they make fun of Thor...should forget the lube...that'll put them back in their place, when they squirm...begging god for mercy. And if its still loose...definately find another ass.

Please dont feed the cm monkey

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 5:01:37 PM

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I thought a dating tip was...put a collar and leash on them and take them home with you. Or is that how you bring home a stray?

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 5:04:34 PM

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Thats how u bring home ur slave when shes gone astray or been very very good - either one will do me

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 5:16:37 PM

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If I was bringing home my slave, after she'd gone astray then she'd already be on all fours, rubbing her red ass. The leash would be unnecessary. Now if she'd been very very good, again the leash is unnecessary.

Dating tip #2...bring gag or is that a muzzle...in case they whine or yell too much about the collar and leash.

Still thinking of a sex tip...

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 5:20:02 PM

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For you the collar and leash may be not needed but some of us slaves like to wear them.

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 5:28:38 PM

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I didn't say the collar wasn't needed after all you need to keep the collar on them with their tag, in case they are found by someone else...name/address/telephone number so if found they can be returned to their proper owner...just figured after the spanking she would have gotten...I don't think she'd be running off soon afterwards...especially being on all fours.

Dating tip #3...bring something to spank them with...if the gag doesn't work on keeping them quiet...give them something to cry and whine about.

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 6:23:34 PM

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Sex Tip #4: It depends on where she puts the chocolate.

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 6:42:20 PM

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actually i like dating before getting to sex. for one thing i look good dressed up and i have a bad ride, but its nice to start out all gallant and gentlemanly early in the evening and then as the night wears on the freak comes out... but really i enjoy the company and convo of an elegantly dressed sophisicated woman. its foreplay, therefore part of sex! plus i think i have met quite a few people in this lifestyle who unlike me (who as we might by now have guessed enjoys the domination involved in the art of ultimate anal satifsaction)simply don't have proper social skills. A fine dinner with an amusing and attractive womanis one of life wondeful experiences, whether or not it preceeds her getting her mind blown with Thor climbing the stairway to anal extacy

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 7:03:35 PM

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Did you forget to ask for the copy?

Well... ummm... if I'd known there was one, I'd have asked for it. However, this was 1989, and few people ran around with video equipment at the ready back then.

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/13/2007 11:44:48 PM

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Yes it has, on another thread I think someone wanted to stuff Thor into Tofu.

i think that someone is very close to you, Countess....

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/14/2007 12:01:02 AM

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I am afraid to offer any sex tips as they might bore you

Edited to add: On a first date go hiking and when he kisses you drop to your knees and deep throat him for all you are worth, even though you have not had sex yet and you are fully clothed...He seemed to like it on our first date. And Geeky, they are right, men like GOOD head

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RE: 350 Sex tips !! - 3/14/2007 6:10:29 AM

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No seriously there is bad head. I know a girl who thought a blow job meant all you had to do was blow on his penis!!

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