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DiurnalVampire -> Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/12/2007 10:05:41 PM)

I was just been woken up by my neighbors...again. 
However, this time the scenario is funny enoug that now I have peace and quiet and I am on here typing this out.

My neighbors are a 20 somthing couple, with some of the worst taste in music imaginable. I am almost used to that.  They also have a very healthy sex life, which I am also growing acustomed to since our bedrooms share a wall.  Normally, that stuff doesnt bother me, what does is that they are incapable of speaking in a tone of voice tat isnt a shout.

Tonight, in normal fashion, they have been yelling to one another across the apartment most of the evening. I finally headed to bed after a very long day, and was actually asleep, when I am awakened by not only their loud lovemaking, but him shouting "Who loves the cock! Tell me you love the cock! You know you love the cock!"  Over and over, not juts once or twice in a passionate frenzy.  After about 5 miutes, I put a pillow over my head.   He keeps going. Finally, he changes his mantra and it becomes "You know you want it, you know you love it, come on baby take it." And then back to "Who loves the cock"

Finally, after trying to ignore the shouting for 15 minutes, I banged on the wall and yelled as loud as I could "We get the point! She loves the cock! Can you shut up so I can get some sleep now?"

Dead silence on the other side of the wall.  REALLY loud laughter from upstairs, obviously I wasnt the only one treated to the show.

Its been quiet now for about 30 minutes.  I almost feel guilty breaking the mood...

DV  
<-- edited for spelling, as usual -->



Lorelei115 -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/12/2007 10:17:45 PM)

OMG I just sprayed tea on my keyboard. That was AWESOME. [:D]



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/12/2007 10:42:44 PM)

LOL OMG DV that was hilarious. Although now the water I spit all over the monitor will clean off any Diet Pepsi from yesterday. Wonder how future romantic evenings will be affected after this??? Maybe all the neighbors will appreciate it. LOL

I had a similar neighbor in a fourplex I lived in only his mantra was "Who's your Daddy? Hunh hunh, Tell me who" over and over. One very pms-y night after the 10th rendition I called his number knowing it would go to his machine and said" Honey, please, Dear Gawd...Just tell him he's your Daddy so we can get some fucking sleep." All I heard was a loud snort of laughter and "Dammit, Jo". He moved his bedroom to the outer wall of the fourplex soon after.



Vendaval -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 2:12:15 AM)

Bleh!  I know this situation all too well.  I live in a university town
in a student apartment complex near the campus.   The noise
and drunkeness and pissing and fighting and broken alcohol
bottles and car windows smashed in and ...!  [:@]
 
Ladies, thank you for the laughs.  I will be moving soon and am
so ready for some peace and quiet. 
 
Sweet dreams everyone. 



Rule -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 2:18:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire
I was just been woken up by my neighbors...again. 

Best insulate that wall against noise as soon as possible.



MadameDahlia -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 12:00:08 PM)

Hilarious. [:D]



ohbiguy32 -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 1:58:46 PM)

Kind of makes you want to buy a bad porn video and put the tv up against the wall



chastiseme -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 2:38:16 PM)

hahaha ... that was just too funny ... have you seen them in the halway yet ... hahaha [:D]



Lierin -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 3:32:45 PM)

LOL thanks for sharing this..I needed a good laugh today!:)



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 6:22:13 PM)

Incase anyone would like to know the repercssions of the shenanigans yesterday... My female neighbor was on her way in from grocery shopping, and one of the guys from upstairs yelled down to her "let me get this straight, you DO love the cock, dont you?"
Seems until yesterday, this has been a regular problem and no one has ever done anything about it.  Lets see how amorous they get tonight *grin*



chastiseme -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 7:45:11 PM)

LOL ... that is just great ... ohh this is one of the best stories that i have heard ... thank you Ms DiurnalVampire [sm=lol.gif]



skaredykat -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/13/2007 9:42:19 PM)

The original was hilarious, but the neighbors' reaction  was really funny!  How embarrassing!



Caitriona -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/14/2007 3:11:51 AM)

Fan-freaking-tastic.



SubbieGurl -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/14/2007 3:41:05 AM)

That is too funny!!!!!  Reminds me of a situation I've been in with the whole "whos your daddy! say it say I'm your Daddy!!" scenario like SDFemDom4cuck was talking about. was the most rediculous night of sex I had ever had.



Saratov -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/14/2007 9:35:29 AM)

[sm=ugh.gif] Let me get this straight, SDFemDom4cuck lived near someone whose mother was promiscuis and someone believed SubbieGurl's to be also.  And the men wanted to accertain the identity of their fathers for some reason. Right? [sm=dance.gif]  [sm=whoa.gif]



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/15/2007 12:06:22 AM)

LOL Love the events of the next day. I'm still laughing about what happens the next time things get too amorous. Can you just imagine his whispering that all in her ear instead of yelling it? Good for you for finally speaking up.




StellaByStarlite -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/15/2007 5:03:39 AM)

Heheh... my husband and I close our bedroom windows during sex now, ever since last summer, when we both stepped outside after a noisy session and actually got applauded by our neighbors.



UniqueBee -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/15/2007 5:15:42 AM)

Years ago we lived in an apartment complex with those thin walls.  The next door guy would say over and over and over again, "I'm a cummin', I'm a cummin'."  After many nights of getting up for sandwiches or popcorn since we couldn't sleep my man finally said would you please just cum?  Never, ever heard a thing after that.



littleonyx -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/17/2007 11:48:24 PM)

Hhhmmm...y'all are giving me some great ideas!  My upstairs neighbor has obtained a new...friend.  Whenever I see his van, I know that I get to hear the bed and boards creaking.  I can hear the tempo change--it's interesting to generally guess his (or her) speed (whoever's doing the work)--and it's always fun to see if we're going to hear any moaning that night.  I feel like I can set a clock by it.  Kind of reminds me of the scene from "The Secret of My Success" with Michael J. Fox.  Ah...the memories.



Vendaval -> RE: Loud enough to wake the neighbors (3/17/2007 11:53:06 PM)

Hee hee...I remember that scene!  He starts waving his arms as
if conducting their moves and pops open a beer can at the
finish!  [sm=biggrin.gif]



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