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Defending Humor in Court - 3/14/2007 9:55:33 AM

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I smiled." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to grin. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

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RE: Defending Humor in Court - 3/14/2007 4:38:57 PM

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I wish that was true! Could you just see the county police blotter?

It would also make me watch Court TV more often.

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RE: Defending Humor in Court - 3/15/2007 12:44:27 AM

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Actually, Lady Ann, it is true....that story is taken from an australian court docket

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RE: Defending Humor in Court - 4/8/2007 4:19:45 PM

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lol priceless... wish that would happen around here.. make school more fun. so many kinds at my school have gone to court.

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