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Lizbetbathory -> darwin awards for bdsm (3/14/2007 2:19:51 PM)

ok so  after getting a call from a friend a couple weeks ago i had to wonder, he had tied himself up so tight he couldnt get out and his s/o didnt want to cut the rope. so i had to get a ride and drive 40 miles to untie this guy. now i am very good at ropework and i wonder why he didnt call me in the first place . but the 2nd stupid thing they did was put soapy water on his arms and ankles in hope to slide out. well now he has a bad staph infection. i feel bad he is sick, but i did give my self the hiccups laughing at his stupidity.
if you guys have any funny stories to share please do!




MasterFireMaam -> RE: darwin awards for bdsm (3/14/2007 7:19:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lizbetbathory
 didnt want to cut the rope


This is the real stupidity.

Master Fire




Sekhemet -> RE: darwin awards for bdsm (3/14/2007 7:29:28 PM)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6441461.stm?ls

The story if yer too lazy to click through is as follows:








Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'







Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.

Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.
A foreign ministry official described Ambassador Tzuriel Refael's behaviour as an unprecedented embarrassment.
The incident, which happened two weeks ago, has renewed calls for a radical overhaul of the way Israel appoints and promotes its diplomats.
San Salvador was Mr Refael's first post as ambassador. He was promoted in 2006 from a technical position in the ministry which had involved several foreign postings.




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[image]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/start_quote_rb.gif[/image] We're talking about behaviour that is unbecoming of a diplomat [image]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/end_quote_rb.gif[/image]
Foreign ministry spokeswomanHe was being recalled, although he had not broken any laws, foreign ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel told reporters.
She confirmed that lurid reports of the incident in the Israeli press were accurate.
"We're talking about behaviour that is unbecoming of a diplomat," she said.
Israel has been rocked by a recent series of misconduct and corruption scandals, shaking public confidence in the political leadership.
Haaretz website reports that police found Mr Refael in the Israeli embassy compound where he had been found bound, gagged and naked apart from sado-masochistic sex accessories.
In 2006, Israel's diplomatic service was criticised by the public watchdog for its appointments system.
The state comptroller's report singled out the foreign ministry appointments committee for its inadequate examination of candidates and lack of transparency.


What is YOUR Government up to ... Notice however he hasn't blamed it all on the Dame he OBVIOUSLY asked to do this to him ... The guy has some style ... weird style, but style none the less.
The world's MOST FAMOUS abandonment scene ... and HE ain't crying abuse, despite the mess ... Interesting.
Hope the Lady in question sees his value and worth ... Personally, I'd keep him - But then in My world loyalty, servitude, and responsibility is worth something.
XxoxX




Whiterabbit0117 -> RE: darwin awards for bdsm (3/18/2007 3:17:23 PM)

Loved Leno's line on the ambasador

"Apparently Moses didn't lead all the Jews out of bondage."




bayboundse -> RE: darwin awards for bdsm (3/18/2007 4:51:18 PM)

People kill themeselves every year with self breath play.




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