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Grandma's Driving Story... - 3/14/2007 4:23:37 PM   
Mercnbeth


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The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a  "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come  from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that  the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting  there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he  leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO!  GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and  started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must  have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard him  yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window  and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this  religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection  before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had  to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car  down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
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RE: Grandma's Driving Story... - 3/15/2007 2:30:31 AM   
Vendaval


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Where do you guys find these jokes!?  
Few experiences in life are more terrifying
than riding in a car with an elderly relative behind the wheel! 

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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