Rafters -> RE: Leather collars and cat pee. (3/16/2007 2:05:57 AM)
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Deja Vu Deja Vu Deja Vu.... he he he he he Could be worse, my story involves a pair of male siamese cats, who during a territory war must have "claimed" the toaster during a series of ninja night missions The next morning, chef-de-subbie starts some toast and wanders outside to chat with the rest of us, for about 5 minutes. Before returning to discover every cubic foot of every open room is filled with steamed eau-de-cat. It was ammonia based teargas, it was awesome. We'd see someone with tears down their face, through our own tears and just burst out laughing. We all clustered outisde on the balconey, laughing, cracking jokes and verbally taking the piss out of the cats. The cats took one sniff of their boiled urine, assumed from its strength that it could have only come from a cat the size of godzilla marking it's new territory and they fled for the day. We opened every window, piled everybody into cars and fcked off for a picnic. The flat was ok'ish after a day. Though if you want toast there, use the grill on the stove, since there's no toasters [:D]
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