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Grandma's Pills - 3/16/2007 9:59:07 AM

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Since so many liked the last Grandma story - here's another...

Grandma's doctor, who she had been going to for 40 years, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night ."

You gotta love Grandma!

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RE: Grandma's Pills - 3/16/2007 10:02:10 AM

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i love it. Not sure where you find them at but they are great.

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RE: Grandma's Pills - 3/17/2007 2:02:07 PM

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Hee hee hee....that's one smart granny!

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RE: Grandma's Pills - 3/19/2007 1:41:00 PM

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ROFLMAO! How great!!

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RE: Grandma's Pills - 3/31/2007 12:38:17 PM

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well... thats one way to make sure shes taking them... lol cool joke.

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