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ORIGINAL: FullCircle

You need loads of flashing eye-catching crap. We all know the good websites are the ones with a billion animated gifs preferable of a Fleshlight etc. Also you need to write loads of sex related words at the bottom of the page in invisible text. This fools all but the Google search engine I’m told. Don’t forget the main page should have a button that says ‘If you are offended by material of a sexual nature please click the leave button.’ Bear in mind the leave button doesn’t have to actually do anything though because nobody ever presses it. You also need a hit count thing at the bottom, this is crucial for demonstrating your site is popular and it is completely self regulated so feel free to lie.

Best of luck webmaster.

FullCircle.