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pinksugarsub -> Ohio Jokes (3/16/2007 5:59:55 PM)

Ohioans
 
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Ohioans..
 
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May......... you may live in Ohio .
 
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there,.... you may live in Ohio .
 
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number,....... you may live
in Ohio .
 
If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once,.......you may live in Ohio .
 
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again,........you may live in Ohio .
 
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching,..........you may
live in Ohio .
 
If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked,......... you may live
in Ohio .
 
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them,........you may live in Ohio .
 
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit,...........you may live in Ohio .
 
If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --you're
going 80 and everybody is passing you,...... you may
live in Ohio .
 
If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow,........you may live in
Ohio .
 
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,.........you may
live in Ohio .
 
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car,.......you may live in Ohio .
 
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",........ you
may live in Ohio .
 
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
them to all your Ohio friends & others,... you
definitely live in Ohio
 
pinksugarsub



ohbiguy32 -> RE: Ohio Jokes (3/16/2007 6:07:29 PM)

Everything is right except the Dairy Queen thing.  They are already re-opened



SweetDommes -> RE: Ohio Jokes (3/16/2007 6:48:45 PM)

And unfortunately, most of those fit for IN too LOL



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Ohio Jokes (3/16/2007 10:55:30 PM)

i can drive threw 2 inches or was it 2 feet of snow 2 inches of snow doing 90 MPH without flinching so i know i live in ohio ;)



hobbit9sub4u -> RE: Ohio Jokes (3/17/2007 1:47:06 AM)

alot few of these apply to florida in reverse, lol.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost summer, summer,
still summer and road construction,.........you may
live in florida .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again,........you may live in Florida . (same one but still applies)

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May......... you may live in Ohio .  (well here where i live the Dairy Queen has switched  to a dennys, to a mia mexico and back again before turning into a gas station)
 
Great list!



Hanable -> RE: Ohio Jokes (3/31/2007 1:14:52 PM)

one slight change to one of them:

If you know all 4 seasons: dog summer, almost winter, winter, and road construction,.........you may
live in Ohio .

and i know i live in ohio.. have all my life. and summer is the worst.

H >:)



Termyn8or -> RE: Ohio Jokes (4/1/2007 8:51:50 PM)

As an Ohioan, I need to add a few things.

My shoes come of before my coat.

My right shoe is always first, on or off.

I will never set the stations on my car radio.

I have had to get my motor mounts replaced twice because of asshole drivers.

I have the absolute best theft deterrent column lock available in the world ON A 20 YEAR OLD CAR.

There is one last thing to remember, your car will rust faster in Ohio than almost anywhere else. Come on up !

T



StellaByStarlite -> RE: Ohio Jokes (4/2/2007 5:28:27 AM)

Hahaha!


I'll add one more city-specific thing..

" If you suspect you're living next to the Sopranos, you may be in Youngstown"  


Hee!



Hanable -> RE: Ohio Jokes (4/2/2007 1:55:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

As an Ohioan, I need to add a few things.

My shoes come of before my coat.

My right shoe is always first, on or off.

I will never set the stations on my car radio.

I have had to get my motor mounts replaced twice because of asshole drivers.

I have the absolute best theft deterrent column lock available in the world ON A 20 YEAR OLD CAR.

There is one last thing to remember, your car will rust faster in Ohio than almost anywhere else. Come on up !

T


ya know.. ive never thought about it.. but when i wear a coat my shoes do come off first.. right shoe is always firest.. always.. socks r that way too. ive set that stations in my car.. but ive changed 3 recently. dont think ive had my mother mounts redone.. idk. id like to.. change one of urs.

u still lock your car even thou its 12 years old.. because all ur stuff is in it.

u could probably live out of your car for a week if you had to.

and yes.. my moms car and mine r rusting faster then anything.. i hate ohio sometimes... stupid weather.

H >:)



favesclava -> RE: Ohio Jokes (4/15/2007 10:36:27 AM)

for a while i thought i was reading about michigan.



N4SDChastity -> RE: Ohio Jokes (4/15/2007 4:22:55 PM)

Know why ALL the trees in Michigan bend South?




























Ohio SUCKS[:D]

I keed, I keed...  Ohio's a nice place to be from.....
























FAR FROM!!!
Still keeding...

I drive thru most of Ohio 12-18 times a year on my way to/from visiting the Fam, up in Detroit.  Beautiful country-side.  The OH/PA bprder is my "halfway-home" mark, BOTH ways!



iwannapullurhair -> RE: Ohio Jokes (4/17/2007 5:35:20 PM)

I lived in Central Illinois and it was flat as hell with no trees(the area around Champaign-Urbana and the University of Illinois). Now I live in Ohio-Trees, hills, nice scenery, but Cold in winter and Hot in summer with High Humidity.



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