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Sexy birds - 3/17/2007 1:16:17 AM

MasterNdorei

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Master is cracking me up with funny pseudo sexy names for birds... He blew through cocksucker varieties (no pun intended) the first few nights, now it is getting more challenging... We have already identified the fat billed nipple tweaker, double breasted mattress thrasher, and bareclit starling...

Can anyone help me out with some new breeds?

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RE: Sexy birds - 3/17/2007 1:50:48 AM

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RE: Sexy birds - 3/17/2007 9:29:24 AM

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The "Great Tit" is an actual bird. No need to make up a name. ;-) I used to know a site where you could order a bird-watching shirt with a picutre of two bird and the caption, "A pair of great tits." I can't seem to find it now.

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RE: Sexy birds - 3/17/2007 10:15:52 AM

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And there are two sub species of cumming bird – the moaner and the screamer.

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The "Great Tit" is an actual bird. No need to make up a name. ;-) I used to know a site where you could order a bird-watching shirt with a picutre of two bird and the caption, "A pair of great tits." I can't seem to find it now.

A friend of mine was once touring Europe with his family. Once while hiking, His father (an ardent bird watcher) spotted a pair and started pointing and shouting "Great tits! Great tits!" Another American family was nearby, mom dad and two teenage daughters and... well... a brief misunderstanding ensued.

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RE: Sexy birds - 3/17/2007 11:27:19 AM

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FreshBread, that is good one! Thanks for participating... keep 'em cumming... hehehe

Marc2b, thank you for sharing that story! It has caused a few belly laughs fromus this morning already...

MasterFireMaam, if you ever do come across that site, please keep me in mind... what a great shirt!

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