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Hormonal Survival Guide - 4/5/2005 4:41:47 PM

AquarianMale53

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. !

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

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RE: Hormonal Survival Guide - 4/6/2005 1:23:54 AM

rubytuesday

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Never a truer word spoken - thanks for the laugh

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RE: Hormonal Survival Guide - 4/12/2005 9:59:17 AM

smile2cu

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Here, have some chocolate.

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RE: Hormonal Survival Guide - 4/12/2005 11:41:18 AM

MadameDahlia

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I don't enjoy dark chocolate or white chocolate.

And I can only eat very small bits of milk chocolate before I get wholly sick of the stuff.

I still have Christmas candy hiding somewhere... from um... two years ago. -shrugs-

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