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mistoferin -> Top 10 HNG Doms found on the internet (4/5/2005 5:54:08 PM)
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The Top 10 Most Commonly Found HNG Doms found on the internet:
1. The 'I Am Dom Hear Me Roar' Dom:
All shiny new leather wear, with a belt full of toys (just bought at
Jack's Whip-O-Rama). Of
*course* he knows what to do! He read SM101...and even watched Exit
To Eden three whole times!
2. The 'I Just Wanna Get Laid' Dom:
Roams the halls of AOL sending IMs to the ladies in the Chateaux
telling them "On your knees! I am
a Dom and U R my slave!". When he gets irate IMs back from the Domme
he just sent to by mistake
(what, read a profile? you *must* be kidding, right?), he quickly
changes his tune to "R U a FDom? I
am your slave! May I lick your boots?".
3. The 'Dungeon Slut' Dom:
Has a new 'lady love' each day (sometimes 2 or 3 a day). He swears
each time that *this* one is
his 'eternal true love'....at least for the next two hours.
4. The 'Psycho-Stalker' Dom:
Wants to know *exactly* what you do...every minute of the day and
night. Insists on BCCs of all
sent mail, and Forwards of all read mail, plus access to your
account to check up on you. Do you get
the feeling that someone is watching you? With this one, you're
probably right.
5. The 'I Just Wanna Be Your *Friend*' Dom:
Offers to guide you and protect you....you innocent sweet thing you.
Oh, those other 10 subs? Just
friends. Really.
6. The 'Of Course Im Dom...Uh Oh My Wife Is Home Gotta Run' Dom:
Warning signs: Picks 'no response' on marital status in profile. "No
honey you can't call me at
home...call my voice mail instead". Often disappears in the middle
of a hot n heavy cyber
session...uses an excuse like 'my power went out' when asked about
it. "Of *course* Im not married!"
7. The 'Im Not *That* Type Of Dom' Dom:
Squeaky-clean image. The type of Dom that everyone *knows* is a good
guy. He would never do
something less than up-front and honorable. Uh-huh.
8. The 'Tom Cruise' Dom:
He's young, rich, handsome and perfect....until you meet him in
person. Then you find out that the
'Tom Cruise look-alike' you've been subbing to is 5'4", 400 lbs,
bald, 48 years old, and living
with his elderly mother. (Oh yeah... and he works as a clerk at 7-
11...not as a CEO of a 'major
corp').
9. The 'Alex I'd Like to Buy a Clue For $200' Dom:
Ok, now you've got a sub....now what?
10. The 'I Don't Have A Sub Bone In My Body' Dom:
Really a bottom at heart, just refuses to admit it...even to himself.
And just in case you submissives out there thought you were off the
hook....
Top7Subs
1. POOR-ME SUB:
This "sub" always has something going wrong in her life. Of course,
it is never her fault..she is
always being played upon and victimized by others. If only she found
the *perfect* dom, her life
would be problem-free and forever-blissful.
Favorite IM to send: "Will you be my dom, sir? I am just a helpless
little subbie."
Favorite IM to receive: "Just do what I say, slave!"
2. JUST-DO-ME SUB:
This "sub" just wants to be beaten. It doesn't really matter by who,
or what..as long as he (I use
"he" here because these are typically male) can feel the lash.
Frequently misbehaving on purpose,
this sub can drive a dom *crazy*.
Favorite IM to send: "I have been naughty and need to be punished.
Spank me now, Mistress!"
Favortie IM to receive: "You are a bad sub and need to be punished!
Bend over!"
3. BARBIE-SUB:
This "sub" just likes the way she looks in leather fashions. She is
afraid of the whip, and has
never seen a clamp in her life. Her favorite store is "Dream
Dresser", and her whole paycheck is
spent there each week.
Favorite IM to send: "Would you like to know what I am wearing, sir?"
Favorite IM to receive: "What are you wearing?"
4. HE-HURT-ME SUB:
This "sub", without any negotiations, talk of limits or safewords,
rushes out to a country cabin
to to play with a dom she met 2 days ago online. After letting him
tie her up and whip her, she
decides he is a menace to society, and can't wait to tell all
her "sub" friends he is a "BAD dom".
Favorite IM to send: "Subsis, I need to pass on a warning to you!"
Favorite IM to receive: "My poor subsis, you have got to warn
everyone about this creep!"
5. I-JUST-NEED-A-MAN SUB:
This "sub", after exhausting all her singles bar and healthclub
meting places, decides that the
D/s world would be a good place to meet a *man*. she really has no
interest in D/s, she just needs
someone to spend the rest of her life with. She is a close relative
of POOR-ME SUB. Amazingly, when
she "gets her dom", she suddenly looses interest in any type of sex.
Favorite IM to send: "Sir, will you take care of me forever?"
Favorite IM to receive: "I have always dreamed of having a large
family."
6. NO-ONE-CAN-TOP-ME SUB:
This "sub" longs to submit, yet claims no dom is strong enough to
top her. Some say she is really
just a domme in disguise.
Favorite IM to send: "Think you are strong enough to put me in my
place, jerk?"
Favorite IM to receive: "No, Mistress, I am really just a weak and
helpless slave. ::falling to
the floor and kissing your boots::
7. SUBMISSION IS THE GREATEST GIFT Submissive.
This submissive has stars in her eyes and naivity in her heart. She
swoons at the mere thought of
a dom, any dom, asking her to pass the salt. She writes her dom's
name in the corner of her
notebook with little hearts and flowers around it. She declares that
there is no better way to love than
through submission, and that d/s is a "better" and "higher" manner
of loving than anything a silly
old vanilla person might do. She lives on an emotional roller-
coaster, sentimental enough to cry
when seeing a long-distance phone company commercial.
Favorite IM to send: "You are all of life to me, there is nothing
about life worthwhile without
you."
Favorite IM to receive: "I am everything you'll ever want or need,
and I'll protect you from
everything."
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