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missturbation -> Listen up men lol !! (3/17/2007 4:34:25 PM)

'Nine out of every ten men who take it upon themselves to frig women are less than adequately convinced of their patients urgent need at such time to have pleasure penetrate into her through every pore. He who would procure her a voluptuous emission must hence manage in such sort that he keeps his tongue in her mouth, is able to fondle her breasts, has a finger in her vagina, another upon her clitoris, a third in her asshole. Idle were his expectations of attaining the mark who neglects but one of these circumstances. Whence it is that at least three are required in order to drive a woman truly out of her mind.'
Marquis de Sade (of course [:D])
 
Ok modernise the language, make it two fingers in ass and cunt and include lessons on oral stimulation and i'm all for including the Marquis in sex education lessons of the future lol.
 



RobertCloud -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/17/2007 7:20:10 PM)

All I have to say is thank God for modern technology... So now I buy a harness, attach a dildo vibrator with a rabbit stimulator to the top port of the harness. I can penetrate you both anally and vaginally and provide clitoral stimulation at the same time. Leaving one hand free to massage your breasts, another free to massage your ass cheeks and my tongue free for mouth penetration... One man is enough, but I feel like I have become a Cyborg.



LaTigresse -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/17/2007 7:26:35 PM)

All I have to say.......thank god for women.



missturbation -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/17/2007 8:59:53 PM)

Lol well thought out there.
edited because i read what LaT had put wrong lol.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/17/2007 10:45:47 PM)

damn reading that made me horny again  *off to find vibrator*



missturbation -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/17/2007 10:52:39 PM)

giggles
Have fun



RobertCloud -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/18/2007 1:33:12 AM)

The only problem with flirting is that it does not matter what anyone thinks... I am NOT going to cheat on my babygirl... I am very much in love with her and I know I will not find anyone more devoted to me than she is, I am so certain of this that if it does not work out between us I am not even going to try anymore... I have looked long enough and been through enough pain and heartache and this time I am truly happy for once...



missturbation -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/18/2007 9:23:03 AM)

Sorry robert - have i inferred you would?
I think your devotion to your babygirl is lovely.
I hope it all works out for you.



RobertCloud -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/18/2007 10:06:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Sorry robert - have i inferred you would?
I think your devotion to your babygirl is lovely.
I hope it all works out for you.


No, Missty, you have not, but I do not want anyone else getting any bad ideas.. smiles.. besides it is fun to flirt with you... such a lovely and delicious looking lady you are...



missturbation -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/18/2007 10:45:08 AM)

*giggles*
Its fun to flirt with you too [:D]



RobertCloud -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 5:13:59 PM)

Walks up to missty and looks her in the eyes.. Takes her by the hair and places my lips to hers.. My tongue invades her mouth as my arm wraps behind her waist and I pull her hips into mine so she can feel the heat of my passion pressed tight against her gown.. I lean her back and kiss her deeply... my tongue fucking hers, dancing with hers, as our eyes stay locked to each others, the look of shock in her eyes fueling my fire.

I lay her down and look upon her beautiful body.... and say.. "Was that flirting enough for you?"



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 5:17:20 PM)

*swoons* damn it, do you have to tease a horny gal over here like that?



missturbation -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 5:17:42 PM)

for the first time in my life i am abso-fuckin-lutely speechless [:)]
Wow - yummy [;)]



RobertCloud -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 5:31:30 PM)

Okay... lol... if you liked that.. this is a LITTLE excerpt from my book...

Shivering like a rabbit awaiting the wolf she heard him approaching. His massive footsteps resounded into the dark chamber where she was his prisoner. She was bound. Bands of steel that held her wrists together were fastened to something on the under side of the bed and she was stretched across it face down with her legs draped over one side. Her ankles felt the cold steel of more bindings that spread her legs painfully wide. He was coming to use her again as he had every hour since he had captured her from the woods. She had been foolish to go hiking alone in a wooded area she knew nothing about, but it had been a beautiful day, until the canvas bag had suddenly closed off the world. His steps were closer now, and she could feel her body responding. He was a brute, a massive man that fucked her like she had never been fucked and for the sheer animalistic need that burned in him.
The door swung open and she turned her eyes looking over her shoulder at the man, her Master, as he shed his clothes like a snake discards its skin. He stood behind her as naked as she was and she could feel her pussy begin to moisten with need for his cock. He made no gesture of tenderness, made no comment of warning and suddenly she felt his cock’s head at the opening to her channel, then she was impaled as he drove into her hard, with one thrust embedding himself in her moist cunt.



missturbation -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 5:34:27 PM)

I wish you wouldn't use excerpts from my journals for your books lolol
Kidding [:D]



SilentHunter -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 5:40:08 PM)

I used to flirt, but then i gave it up, bugger i hate to lie, i flirt like a flity *Dom/Master/Insert rude word here* (G) I just don't flirt as much as i used to these days.



RobertCloud -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 5:57:57 PM)

Oh... I don't know.. should I give another little excerpt tease.... lol... I have a lot of them.... they are all teases...



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 6:02:20 PM)

please let me know when you're finished.  would like to read more.



RobertCloud -> RE: Listen up men lol !! (3/19/2007 6:08:36 PM)

Oh.. The book is done.. on the market.. smiles.. but I can place some excerpts here so you can read them.. smiles.. or you can go to my website at www.robertcloud.com and look under Toy's Story to find some of the excerpts.



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