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ADULT SEX QUIZ - 3/19/2007 7:12:27 AM

Bella1

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[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?[size=1 family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
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[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?[size=1 family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) So men can be open minded.
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[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?[size=1 family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around
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[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?[size=1 family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck![size=1 family="fixed"]

[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) "Is it in?"[size=1 family="fixed"]

[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?[size=1 family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?[size=1 family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) One of his fingers is clean.[size=1 family="fixed"]

[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?[color=black family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear .
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[size=4 family="sansserif"]Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?[size=1 family="fixed"]
[size=4 family="sansserif"]A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

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RE: ADULT SEX QUIZ - 3/19/2007 7:15:41 AM

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I'm very sry about how the above post turned out...and I don't know how to correct it.

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RE: ADULT SEX QUIZ - 3/19/2007 7:17:53 AM

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give a link to the website/document which contains the quiz

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RE: ADULT SEX QUIZ - 3/19/2007 8:21:10 AM

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that was freaking hilarious though....

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