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Bar Joke - 3/19/2007 11:32:45 PM   
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A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?". Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

"Okay, but it still won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
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RE: Bar Joke - 3/19/2007 11:37:08 PM   
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I actually Laughed Out Loud on this one :-)

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RE: Bar Joke - 3/19/2007 11:37:10 PM   
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lol lol lol ..now THATS cute

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RE: Bar Joke - 3/31/2007 12:13:30 PM   
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men r so stupid sometimes... i mean really.. i loved it.. lol.

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