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AquarianMale53 -> Things My Mother Taught Me (3/20/2007 5:55:18 PM)
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning" <br>
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." <br> 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" <br>
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." <br>
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." <br>
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." <br>
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." <br>
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper." <br> 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" <br> 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." <br> 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." <br> 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" <br> 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." <br> 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" <br> 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." <br>
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home." <br>
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" <br>
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE ."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." <br> 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" <br> 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me" <br>
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." <br>
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."<br> 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" <br>
24. My mother taught me about WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." <br> And my favorite: 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
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