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MasterRobssara -> Cocktail (3/21/2007 10:50:19 AM)



Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."  
 



WilliamWizer -> RE: Cocktail (3/21/2007 11:25:45 AM)

that was fun. thank you.



ohbiguy32 -> RE: Cocktail (3/21/2007 12:00:37 PM)

Where did you say this coctail lounge is?



MasterRobssara -> RE: Cocktail (3/21/2007 12:56:45 PM)

small town texas!



Stephann -> RE: Cocktail (3/21/2007 1:00:57 PM)

I'll never understand why we bother with the tails in the first place.  Seems like a mighty waste of time and effort.

Stephan

(only going to serve cock.)



fairerthanshe -> RE: Cocktail (3/21/2007 4:17:22 PM)

Greetings Master Stephan,

it is a little known scientific fact that tequila consumption makes a girl's clothes fall off...

winks,

fairer than she



Caitriona -> RE: Cocktail (3/22/2007 2:19:19 AM)

*giggle*  That was a good one!



jayded34 -> RE: Cocktail (4/16/2007 1:48:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe

Greetings Master Stephan,

it is a little known scientific fact that tequila consumption makes a girl's clothes fall off...

winks,

fairer than she



in my lil part of the universe........its not just the tequila that has that affect~



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