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seeksfemslave -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 3:13:40 PM)
Take care Ferryman I have just heard that British Intelligence has identified an Iranian submarine on a suicide mission making its way up the Colorado river. If it get thu' the Grand Canyon expect big trouble.

mnottertail -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 3:18:39 PM)
Even the United States Park Rangers are gonna see something fishy in 450 sailors portaging a nuclear submarine 1000 miles across the shallows below the Hoover Dam------ We ain't that fuckin' dumb--- (although the rest of the goings on in the world does give one pause---------------) Ron

seeksfemslave -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 3:23:56 PM)
Its a new fangled stealth submarine thats got nuclear powered paddles that drive the submarine forward at the speed of sound in shallow water. The brakes dont work too well so the Hoover dam will be the first to go. These Iranians are a devious lot what ?

LadyEllen -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 3:28:01 PM)
What if we assembled all western armed forces in Greece, declared "Operation Alexander" and then steamrollered all the way to the Ganges? I mean, the Persians must still be pissed off about the first time, so a rematch, in good faith of course, might be welcomed. A S Hitler

NorthernGent -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 3:46:00 PM)
My politics. I'm a fish and another fish comes in and swims in what I previously thought was my water. I'd say......fine, go for it, have a swim, do the backstroke if you want, but don't fuck my women........aren't you in with the "this is my water and no one else is going to swim in it" crowd? there's a fish in Iran's water and they've pulled it to one side - two peas in a pod aren't you?

KenDckey -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 3:54:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Its a new fangled stealth submarine thats got nuclear powered paddles that drive the submarine forward at the speed of sound in shallow water. The brakes dont work too well so the Hoover dam will be the first to go. These Iranians are a devious lot what ? Nooooooooo NOooooooooooo Don't blow the dam. It is my way to Vegas. Wait, Why go to Vegas, I can just go 35 miles to Laughlin and gamble there. Hmmmmmm well I hope at least they wait till they have that new bridge completed over the colorado river.

domiguy -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:08:20 PM)
If there is a God or Allah or to whomever you pray....May the Iranian sub please sink the CM party cruise ship and all the fine fat fucking subs who sail her.

KenDckey -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:12:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy If there is a God or Allah or to whomever you pray....May the Iranian sub please sink the CM party cruise ship and all the fine fat fucking subs who sail her. No No you have it wrong. They sail on her not sail her as passengers Most of them don't hold able seaman papers.

domiguy -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:17:27 PM)
15 British soldiers captured! This is a devastating blow to the war effort...It is the equivalent of the snatching up everyone of the Moldovian coalition forces...Almost... Being that there are only 12 of them....Long live Moldova! Do they even have a national anthem?...Let's attack them...They're pusssies! We would cut through them like a hot knfe and regain our lost pride.

KenDckey -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:28:14 PM)
OK That works LOL

Sinergy -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:33:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail No, they are exersizing sovereignty in what is believed to be their water. "what is believed" is unclear. Is this what is agreed internationally or what Iran believes? Sinergy

Sinergy -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:36:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Take care Ferryman I have just heard that British Intelligence has identified an Iranian submarine on a suicide mission making its way up the Colorado river. If it get thu' the Grand Canyon expect big trouble. We are DOOMED! All those drunken river rats on spring break frolicing and fornicating, and are then viciously killed by Iranian suicide shock troops. Sinergy

Sinergy -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:38:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy 15 British soldiers captured! This is a devastating blow to the war effort...It is the equivalent of the snatching up everyone of the Moldovian coalition forces...Almost... Being that there are only 12 of them....Long live Moldova! Do they even have a national anthem?...Let's attack them...They're pusssies! We would cut through them like a hot knfe and regain our lost pride. We would, but nobody who works in the current administration could point out Moldavia on a map where it lights up when you pushed the button marked "Moldavia." Would probably invade Hawaii by mistake. Sinergy

NorthernGent -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:46:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy 15 British soldiers captured! This is a devastating blow to the war effort...It is the equivalent of the snatching up everyone of the Moldovian coalition forces...Almost... Being that there are only 12 of them....Long live Moldova! Do they even have a national anthem?...Let's attack them...They're pusssies! We would cut through them like a hot knfe and regain our lost pride. A reasonable assumption to make, but if you were armed with the knowledge that the British Navy were armed with swiss army knives and cheese would you change your opinion of the situation?.......plus, we used to have the best navy in the world.....in 1269 when there were only 3 boats and a dinghy in the entire world........it's a grave situation, the war in Mozambique is all but lost, those French wankers will get my wrath from my arm chair.........unless I have an about turn in the morning and sign up for King and Country, that is......

xBullx -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 4:59:03 PM)
Hup you SOB, I spit cole slaw on my lap top and can't get the image of these damn Irainians rolling their damn sub along a tree log portage. To friggin' funny you goof. Live well, Bull

mnottertail -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 5:05:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail No, they are exersizing sovereignty in what is believed to be their water. "what is believed" is unclear. Is this what is agreed internationally or what Iran believes? Sinergy What Iran claims as their water, that is the point of their dispute I warrant. Saying in effect, why the fuck don't you not invade us right now? Ron

domiguy -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 5:09:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy 15 British soldiers captured! This is a devastating blow to the war effort...It is the equivalent of the snatching up everyone of the Moldovian coalition forces...Almost... Being that there are only 12 of them....Long live Moldova! Do they even have a national anthem?...Let's attack them...They're pusssies! We would cut through them like a hot knfe and regain our lost pride. A reasonable assumption to make, but if you were armed with the knowledge that the British Navy were armed with swiss army knives and cheese would you change your opinion of the situation?.......plus, we used to have the best navy in the world.....in 1269 when there were only 3 boats and a dinghy in the entire world........it's a grave situation, the war in Mozambique is all but lost, those French wankers will get my wrath from my arm chair.........unless I have an about turn in the morning and sign up for King and Country, that is...... Well at least you still have the ability to bask in your glory days over a pint or two...Feel better? I knew ya would. Life on Mars----David Bowie Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a sadd'ning bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on Sailors Fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars?

ferryman777 -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 5:19:25 PM)
Inshallah, inshallah, that is all you have to say? See here, the Iranians violated international law, by seizing your very own sailor boys. Violation of law, a crime, and they must pay for their dastardly conduct. Right now, they have gunboats armed with nukie missles, aimed right at our heartland, on their runways are amassed stategic bombers, silos of WDM's aimed at the US and England, and France too, I'll bet. They have stockpiled tons of enriched uranium; a standing man army of ....well,... a bunch of guys. They are armed with the most sophisicated equipment, they have amased an arsenal of epic proportions, and they have been drilled....'a dead american brings them closer to Allah.'They are schooled as children, all white races are demons, to kill all white creatures. Now they committed a violent, brazen act of hostility, they have violated international law, laughed in the face of the rightous. It is they, they, I say, who declared war on freedom. We must strike now, before they have a chance to strike us...again. And all you have to say is ishallah.

NorthernGent -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 5:23:13 PM)
News just in........the British fleet has been spotted capsized off the coast of Bournemouth......basically, he's just lying around in the sand and remaining philosophical about the whole affair......fishing rod out, blue skies, can of beer, life's grand......the Captain ain't interested in getting back in his canoe and tackling the hordes......sometimes enough is enough, life ain't supposed to be hard work......

domiguy -> RE: Iran siezes 15 British sailors (3/23/2007 5:28:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy 15 British soldiers captured! This is a devastating blow to the war effort...It is the equivalent of the snatching up everyone of the Moldovian coalition forces...Almost... Being that there are only 12 of them....Long live Moldova! Do they even have a national anthem?...Let's attack them...They're pusssies! We would cut through them like a hot knfe and regain our lost pride. We would, but nobody who works in the current administration could point out Moldavia on a map where it lights up when you pushed the button marked "Moldavia." Would probably invade Hawaii by mistake. Sinergy The Fucking Hawiians wouldn't know what hit 'em....."Mission Accomplished!"

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